# Brutal Kittens

> Cat-metal parody merch store. Independent and fan-made, not affiliated with or endorsed by any band. Each design reimagines a heavy metal or rock act as cats. Made to order, printed on demand, ships worldwide. NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE.

## Band collections
Each band page includes the parody premise, a ranked discography with sourced citations, liner-note trivia, real customer reviews, and an FAQ.

- [Cat Sabbath](https://brutalkittens.com/collections/cat-sabbath): Black Sabbath parody (doom)
- [Meowtorhead](https://brutalkittens.com/collections/meowtorhead): Motorhead parody (NWOBHM)
- [Cat Zeppelin](https://brutalkittens.com/collections/cat-zeppelin): Led Zeppelin parody (classic rock)
- [Cathory](https://brutalkittens.com/collections/cathory): Bathory parody (black metal)
- [Purrzum](https://brutalkittens.com/collections/purrzum): Burzum parody (black metal)
- [Cat Throne](https://brutalkittens.com/collections/cat-throne): Darkthrone parody (black metal)
- [Meowstodon](https://brutalkittens.com/collections/meowstodon): Mastodon parody (metal)
- [Cat Division](https://brutalkittens.com/collections/cat-division): Joy Division parody (post-punk)
- [Fuzzy Osbourne](https://brutalkittens.com/collections/fuzzy-osbourne): Ozzy Osbourne parody (doom)
- [Ghost Cats](https://brutalkittens.com/collections/ghost-cats): Ghost parody (occult)
- [All designs](https://brutalkittens.com/collections/all): the full catalog

## Gift guides
- [Gifts for cat lovers](https://brutalkittens.com/gift-guides/gifts-for-cat-lovers): 19 gifts for cat lovers that skip the paw-print mugs: cat-band parody shirts plus toys, books and gear cat owners keep recommending to each other.

## Help
- [FAQ](https://brutalkittens.com/pages/faq)
- [Shipping and returns](https://brutalkittens.com/pages/shipping-returns)
- [Size guide](https://brutalkittens.com/pages/size-guide)
- [About](https://brutalkittens.com/pages/about)

## Notes
- Garments: unisex tees, women's tees, tank tops, crop tops, hoodies.
- Discount, sizing, shipping, and replacement policy are answered on the FAQ and shipping pages.

## Designs
- [Cat Sabbath Vol 4](https://brutalkittens.com/product/cat-sabbath-vol-4): Black Sabbath parody. Black Sabbath's Vol. 4 redrawn as cat metal - Cat Sabbath Vol 4.
- [Cat Sabbath - Flames](https://brutalkittens.com/product/cat-sabbath-flames): Black Sabbath parody. Black Sabbath redrawn as Cat Sabbath in a flames variant.
- [Kittens Of Mercy - Meowful Release](https://brutalkittens.com/product/kittens-of-mercy-meowful-release): Sisters of Mercy parody. Sisters of Mercy recast as Kittens of Mercy - Meowful Release puns on Merciful Release, the band's own record label.
- [Cat Throne - Feline Hunger](https://brutalkittens.com/product/cat-throne-feline-hunger): Darkthrone parody. Darkthrone recast as Cat Throne - Feline Hunger reworks the album title Transylvanian Hunger.
- [Meowtallica - Master Of Kittens](https://brutalkittens.com/product/meowtallica-master-of-kittens): Metallica parody. Metallica's Master of Puppets recast as Meowtallica - Master Of Kittens.
- [Catallica - Pet 'Em All](https://brutalkittens.com/product/catallica-pet-em-all): Metallica parody. Metallica's Kill 'Em All debut recast as Catallica - Pet 'Em All.
- [CATALLICA - And Catnip For All](https://brutalkittens.com/product/catallica-and-catnip-for-all-eu): Metallica parody. Metallica's ...And Justice For All recast as CATALLICA - And Catnip For All, EU pressing.
- [Cat Division - Furry Pleasures](https://brutalkittens.com/product/cat-division-furry-pleasures): Joy Division parody. Joy Division recast as Cat Division - Furry Pleasures reworks the Unknown Pleasures album title.
- [Smoke Weed, Pet Cats](https://brutalkittens.com/product/smoke-weed-pet-cats): Original stoner-cat slogan, no band parody target.
- [All Hail Lucipurr!](https://brutalkittens.com/product/all-hail-lucipurr): Original witchy cat design - Lucipurr is a portmanteau of Lucifer and purr.
- [Eww, People - Witch Cat](https://brutalkittens.com/product/eww-people-witch-cat): Original misanthrope witch-cat slogan, no band parody target.
- [I Do What I Want - Witch's Cat](https://brutalkittens.com/product/i-do-what-i-want-witchs-cat): Original witchy cat slogan for the self-possessed feline, no band parody target.
- [Cathory](https://brutalkittens.com/product/cathory): Bathory parody. Bathory recast as Cathory, a direct cat-name pun on the band.
- [Slayer Kittens](https://brutalkittens.com/product/slayer-kittens): Slayer parody. Slayer recast as Slayer Kittens.
- [Iron Meowden - Troopurr](https://brutalkittens.com/product/iron-meowden-troopurr): Iron Maiden parody. Iron Maiden recast as Iron Meowden - Troopurr puns on the Iron Maiden track The Trooper.
- [Ghost Cats - Opus](https://brutalkittens.com/product/ghost-cats-opus): Ghost parody. Ghost recast as Ghost Cats - Opus references the band's debut album Opus Eponymous.
- [Cat Zeppelin - PUSSY Tour 1975](https://brutalkittens.com/product/cat-zeppelin-pussy-tour-1975): Led Zeppelin parody. Led Zeppelin recast as Cat Zeppelin - PUSSY Tour 1975 references the Physical Graffiti world tour.
- [Cat Flag](https://brutalkittens.com/product/cat-flag): Black Flag parody. Black Flag recast as Cat Flag.
- [Red Hot Kitty Litter](https://brutalkittens.com/product/red-hot-kitty-litter): Red Hot Chili Peppers parody. Red Hot Chili Peppers recast as Red Hot Kitty Litter.
- [Meowtorhead - Ace Of Spays](https://brutalkittens.com/product/meowtorhead-ace-of-spays): Motorhead parody. Motorhead recast as Meowtorhead - Ace Of Spays puns Ace of Spades with a cat-neutering reference.
- [PURRZUM](https://brutalkittens.com/product/purrzum): Burzum parody. Burzum recast as PURRZUM, replacing Bur with Purr.
- [Meöwtley Crüe](https://brutalkittens.com/product/meoewtley-cruee): Motley Crue parody. Motley Crue recast as Meöwtley Crüe, preserving the metal umlauts.
- [Vampire Sphynx Cat](https://brutalkittens.com/product/vampire-sphynx-cat): Original gothic vampire Sphynx cat design, no band parody target.
- [The Schrödinger Escape Plan](https://brutalkittens.com/product/the-schroedinger-escape-plan): The Dillinger Escape Plan parody. The Dillinger Escape Plan recast as The Schrodinger Escape Plan, merging Schrodinger's cat with mathcore.
- [System Of A Meow](https://brutalkittens.com/product/system-of-a-meow): System of a Down parody. System of a Down recast as System Of A Meow.
- [Suicidal Tendhissies - Purrssed](https://brutalkittens.com/product/suicidal-tendhissies-purrsed): Suicidal Tendencies parody. Suicidal Tendencies recast as Suicidal Tendhissies - Tendhissies adds a cat hiss to Tendencies, Purrssed riffs on Possessed.
- [Purrgatory - Brutal Kittens](https://brutalkittens.com/product/purrgatory-brutal-kittens): Original Brutal Kittens branded design - Purrgatory merges purgatory with purr.
- [Meowstodon - Cat Beard](https://brutalkittens.com/product/meowstodon-cat-beard): Mastodon parody. Mastodon recast as Meowstodon - Cat Beard is the first of two Meowstodon designs.
- [Meowstodon - Cat & Skull](https://brutalkittens.com/product/meowstodon-cat-skull): Mastodon parody. Mastodon recast as Meowstodon - Cat & Skull is the second Meowstodon design.
- [Meowsfits](https://brutalkittens.com/product/meowsfits): Misfits parody. The Misfits recast as Meowsfits.
- [Meowgadeth](https://brutalkittens.com/product/meowgadeth): Megadeth parody. Megadeth recast as Meowgadeth.
- [Marilyn Meowson](https://brutalkittens.com/product/marilyn-meowson): Marilyn Manson parody. Marilyn Manson recast as Marilyn Meowson.
- [Kittymoth - MEOW](https://brutalkittens.com/product/kittymoth-meow): Behemoth parody. Behemoth recast as Kittymoth - MEOW is the first of two Kittymoth designs.
- [Kittymoth - GOD = CAT](https://brutalkittens.com/product/kittymoth-god-cat): Behemoth parody. Behemoth recast as Kittymoth - GOD = CAT inverts the band's GOD = DOG motif.
- [Immeowrtal - Wrath From Brutal Kittens](https://brutalkittens.com/product/immeowrtal-wrath-from-brutal-kittens): Immortal parody. Immortal recast as Immeowrtal - Wrath From Brutal Kittens.
- [HISS - Original Cat Merch](https://brutalkittens.com/product/hiss-original-cat-merch): KISS parody. KISS recast as HISS - cats hiss where KISS rocks, original merch variant.
- [HISS - Cat Simmons](https://brutalkittens.com/product/hiss-cat-simmons): KISS parody. KISS recast as HISS - Cat Simmons puts a feline face on Gene Simmons.
- [Fuzzy Osbourne - Meow At The Moon](https://brutalkittens.com/product/fuzzy-osbourne-meow-at-the-moon): Ozzy Osbourne parody. Ozzy Osbourne's Bark at the Moon recast as Fuzzy Osbourne - Meow At The Moon.
- [Cats'N'Roses](https://brutalkittens.com/product/catsnroses): Guns N' Roses parody. Guns N' Roses recast as Cats'N'Roses.
- [Catnipex](https://brutalkittens.com/product/catnipex): Original cat design - Catnipex combines catnip with an apex-predator style name, no band parody target.
- [Cathrax](https://brutalkittens.com/product/cathrax): Anthrax parody. Anthrax recast as Cathrax.
- [Cathory - White](https://brutalkittens.com/product/cathory-white): Bathory parody. Bathory recast as Cathory - the white colorway variant of the Cathory design.
- [Catholio - I Am The Great Catholio](https://brutalkittens.com/product/catholio-i-am-the-great-catholio): Original cat character design - I Am The Great Catholio is a feline self-proclamation, no band parody target.
- [Cat Zombie](https://brutalkittens.com/product/cat-zombie): Rob Zombie parody. Rob Zombie recast as Cat Zombie.
- [Cat Zeppelin - US Tour 1975](https://brutalkittens.com/product/cat-zeppelin-us-tour-1975): Led Zeppelin parody. Led Zeppelin recast as Cat Zeppelin - US Tour 1975 parodies the Physical Graffiti US tour leg.
- [Cat Sabbath - Master Of The Kitty](https://brutalkittens.com/product/cat-sabbath-master-of-the-kitty): Black Sabbath parody. Black Sabbath's Master of Reality recast as Cat Sabbath - Master Of The Kitty.
- [Cat Pistols - God Save The Cream](https://brutalkittens.com/product/cat-pistols-god-save-the-cream): Sex Pistols parody. Sex Pistols' God Save the Queen recast as Cat Pistols - God Save The Cream.
- [Cat Funeral](https://brutalkittens.com/product/cat-funeral): Funeral parody. Funeral (Norwegian funeral doom) recast as Cat Funeral.
- [Call Of Cathulhu](https://brutalkittens.com/product/call-of-cathulhu): H.P. Lovecraft's Call of Cthulhu parody. H.P. Lovecraft's Call of Cthulhu recast as Call Of Cathulhu - cat substituted into the Lovecraftian entity name.
- [Brutal Kittens Skull Guardian](https://brutalkittens.com/product/brutal-kittens-skull-guardian): Original Brutal Kittens branded skull guardian cat design, no specific parody target.
- [Iron Meowden - Pawerslave](https://brutalkittens.com/product/iron-meowden-pawerslave): Iron Maiden parody. Iron Maiden's Powerslave album recast as Iron Meowden - Pawerslave.
- [I Have Plans Witch My Cat - Witch Girl](https://brutalkittens.com/product/i-have-plans-witch-my-cat-witch-girl): Original witchy slogan design - I Have Plans With My Cat for the cat-owning witch.