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🐈‍⬛BRUTAL
KITTENS

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FREQUENTLY ASKED MEOWSTIONS

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01.What is Brutal Kittens?

Brutal Kittens is a fan-made parody merch store that reimagines iconic metal and rock imagery with cats. Every design is an original parody - this is not official band merchandise. The whole point is that it is NOT official.

02.How long until my order ships?

Every item is made to order - nothing sits in a warehouse. Production takes 2-5 business days before your order ships. You will get a tracking email as soon as it is on the way.

03.Do you ship worldwide?

Yes. We ship internationally. Shipping costs and estimated delivery times show at checkout. You will receive a tracking number by email once your order ships.

04.My order arrived damaged or misprinted. What do I do?

We will replace it, no hassle. Go to our contact page, send a photo of the issue, and we will sort it out. You do not need to return the damaged item.

05.How do sizes run? Should I size up?

It depends on the garment style. Check the Size Guide page for per-style fit notes, and look at the "Size guide" tab on the individual product page for exact measurements (chest width, body length). Measuring a shirt you already own and comparing is the most reliable method.

06.How do I pay?

Checkout is handled by Fourthwall's secure hosted checkout. We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, and other payment methods shown at checkout. Your payment info is never handled by this site directly.

07.Can I change or cancel my order?

Production starts quickly after you order. Contact us via the contact page as fast as possible if you need a change. We cannot guarantee changes once printing has started, but we will do our best.

08.Is this official band merchandise?

No. Absolutely not. This is parody merchandise made by fans, for fans. No bands or record labels are involved, affiliated, or amused (probably). That is the whole bit.

09.How do I care for my garment?

Wash cold, inside out. Skip the tumble dryer if you want the print to last - hang dry or low heat. No ironing directly on the print.

Still need help? Hit the contact page and we will make it right.