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Fuzzy Osbourne!
Meow at the Moon: cat merch for the Prince of Fluffiness
Not available in any store!*
Ozzy Osbourne spent the 1980s biting the heads off things, screaming at the moon, and proving that being fired from Black Sabbath was the best career move a man could make. Solo, he went from backup-plan to mythology — Randy Rhoads' fretwork on his left, Sharon controlling the chaos on his right, and a bat in his mouth. Fuzzy Osbourne takes all that glorious madness and asks: what if every howl was actually a meow?
Ozzy would 100% rather be wearing Brutal Kittens to his own merch table — but Sharon vetoed it the moment she saw him eyeing the Meow At The Moon hoodie backstage. The label said it would 'confuse the brand.' The band said nothing. The cat said meow.
Ozzy Osbourne Solo Albums, Ranked
Ranking: ChartMasters — Ozzy Osbourne albums and songs sales (CSPC)- Blizzard of Ozz1980 · 14,631,000 EASNot yet pressed
- No More Tears1991 · 9,076,000 EASNot yet pressed
- Diary of a Madman1981 · 6,224,000 EASNot yet pressed
- Bark at the Moon1983 · 5,768,000 EAS→ ours: Meow At The MoonOrder now
- The Ultimate Sin1986 · 4,638,000 EASNot yet pressed
- Ozzmosis1995 · 3,895,000 EASNot yet pressed
- No Rest for the Wicked1988 · 3,887,000 EASNot yet pressed
Liner notes
On January 20, 1982, during a show in Des Moines, Iowa, a fan threw a bat onstage. Ozzy — thinking it was a rubber Halloween prop — bit its head off. It was not rubber. He was rushed for rabies shots the next morning. The bat had reportedly been dead for days before the concert.
In 1981, Sharon arranged for Ozzy to attend a CBS Records meeting with three live doves as a peace gesture. Ozzy had been drinking brandy all morning. He bit the head off a dove at the table — then a second one — and was told he would never work for CBS again.
'Crazy Train' is Ozzy's signature solo song by every metric: it has logged over 980 million Spotify streams and 10 million equivalent album sales, making it more than four times as popular as the runner-up single.
What the operators are hearing
“I absolutely love this shirt! The material feels great. The graphics are awesome. Actually does look like the Bark at the Moon album cover. I also have Iron Maiden The Troopurr, Metallica Master of Kittens, and HISS. My next shirt is going to be Metallica Pet 'Em All. These shirts get noticed every time I wear them. I recommend to everyone.”
“I now own 4 Brutal Kitten T-Shirts. I get lots of smiles when I wear them, they identify me as both a cat lover and a rock n roller.”
“Wore this to Rock on the Range, got a lot of compliments! Fast shipping, true to photo. Thanks!”
Frequently screamed questions
What is 'Meow At The Moon' a parody of?
'Meow At The Moon' parodies Ozzy Osbourne's 1983 solo album and title track 'Bark at the Moon' — one of his biggest studio hits, ranked #4 by all-time equivalent album sales among his solo discography.
Is this an official Ozzy Osbourne product?
Nope. Fuzzy Osbourne is an original Brutal Kittens parody creation. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or approved by Ozzy Osbourne, Sharon Osbourne, or any related rights holder. It is a work of parody and cat-related homage.
What sizes and styles does the Fuzzy Osbourne design come in?
Meow At The Moon is available as a unisex tee, women's tee, crop top, tank top, and hoodie. Women's fit runs small — size up one if in doubt.
Do these shirts hold up after washing?
The vast majority of our customers report great print quality through repeated washes. A small number of buyers have noted variation between batches — if you experience any quality issue, reach out and we'll make it right.
Operators are standing by. Meow meow meow.
* Fine print: it is, in fact, available right here. Made to order, printed for you. Parody, fan-made, not affiliated with Ozzy Osbourne.
