All Hail Lucipurr! T-Shirt

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$29.00USD

All Hail Lucipurr! T-Shirt

AS SEEN ON TV

The famous occult engraving, corrected at last: a winged cat-Baphomet sits cross-legged on the plinth, flame between the ram horns, one paw raised and one pointed down. As above, so below — as on the counter, so on the floor. ALL HAIL LUCIPURR, in blackletter, as is proper.

$29.00USD

Style

✦ MADE FOR YOU · SHIPS IN 2-5 DAYS✦ DAMAGED? WE REPLACE IT✦ NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE

THE LORE

In 1856 a French magician published the drawing this scene corrects: a horned, winged figure seated exactly like this — torch between the horns, one hand raised, one lowered — which he explained as perfect equilibrium, every pair of opposites held in balance. He had clearly never met a cat, the only creature that has actually achieved it. Purring and biting in the same second. Twenty hours asleep, four hours apex predator. Worshipped for millennia, impressed by nothing. Lucipurr takes the pose because the pose was always feline: the raised paw grants blessing, the lowered paw has already pushed something sacred off the altar, and the flame between the horns is scheduled to meet the curtains at midnight. Equilibrium, restored. Hail accordingly.

Parody. Fan-made. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or remotely approved of by any actual band. NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE.

THE FABRIC

We tested t-shirts for years. This one won.

We spent years testing t-shirts, washing them, wearing them into the ground, until we landed on this Comfort Colors blank. We print on this one on purpose. We wanted yours to feel like the band tee you grabbed at a merch stand five years ago: soft as hell, perfectly broken in, the one friends keep telling you looks great on you. The one you'd save in a fire.

Why it feels that way:

6.1 oz ring-spun cotton. A mall tee runs 4.2 to 5 oz. You feel the difference the second you pick it up.
Dyed after it's sewn. The whole finished shirt goes into the pigment bath, so the color lands a little differently on every piece. Yours is one of one, and it fades into a vintage look the more you wear it.
Broken-in on arrival. Enzyme-washed at the dye house, so it skips the cardboard-new phase and only gets softer with each wash.
A collar that holds the line. Snug ribbed neckline that stays snug. No sad, saggy necklines.
Relaxed, slightly boxy cut. The way band tees fit before slim-fit took over.
Pre-shrunk for real. All those dye-house washes already did the shrinking. Wash cold and the fit you bought is the fit you keep.

Care for the cursed: cold wash, inside out, low dry. The slow fade is not damage, it's the point.

SIZE & FIT

Relaxed, slightly boxy unisex cut, true to size. For a fitted look, size down.

Exact garment measurements live in the size chart next to the size picker, straight from the print partner. Quick sanity check: measure a shirt you already love and compare. Full fit guidance for every garment is on the size guide page.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Every piece is made to order in darkness, typically 2-5 business days of production before it ships. Worldwide shipping, tracking lands in your inbox the moment it leaves the lair.

Arrived damaged, misprinted, or just wrong? Send a photo via the contact page and we'll make it right. Details on the shipping & returns page.

MATERIALS & CARE

Fabric specs for this exact garment live in THE FABRIC section above. Universal rules of the pit: wash cold, inside out. Hang to dry in the moonlight. Never iron the print. Do NOT let the cat sleep on it (you will lose).