Brutal Kittens Skull Guardian T-Shirt

WHAT THE LITTER SAYS

Anthony Volpe

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★★★★★★★★★★MAR 2019

Dark Side of The Red dot

Another winner! Love it - what more can you say? Rock on!

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Purrvana Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUL 2018

LOVE!!!

Easily one of my favorite shirts!! Between the Purrvana and the Cat Flag shirts I own, they are always attention-getters when I'm on stage!!

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Iron Meowden Pawerslave T-Shirt

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🤘🤘🤘

As a crazy cat family, we all rocked some brutal kittens on Christmas!

Olga Garcia

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Fuzzy Osbourne Women's T-Shirt

★★★★★★★★★★SEP 2018

Great shirt, runs small

Love my shirt, however the women's fit does run small. Size up to the next size.

Lynda Willis

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Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

My Favorite Shirt

The shirt is great quality. I've has it months and it's still in shape and the appliqué is bright. Every time I wear it, I get smiles and compliments.

Miriam Thompson

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Pet 'Em All Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Great shirt for a wonderful cause

The shirt was very comfortable and I received lots of compliments on it.

jody gentry

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Wearing

Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Better like attention!

Everytime I wear this shirt people stop me and ask about it. Great quality, great print!

Maria klimas

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Wearing

Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

HIZZ

Love this t-shirt!!! Great quality too!

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ALL DESIGNS

$29.00USD

Brutal Kittens Skull Guardian T-Shirt

AS SEEN ON TV

A purple-linework tabby crouched gargoyle-style on a human skull rendered in pink stipple, green eyes lit, green fangs bared, claws sunk into the crown. Official emblem of the label's security department, which is one cat.

$29.00USD

Style

✦ MADE FOR YOU · SHIPS IN 2-5 DAYS✦ DAMAGED? WE REPLACE IT✦ NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE

THE LORE

Every label keeps a vault, and every vault needs a guardian. Ours is a tabby of indeterminate age who arrived before the founding, refused all training, and appointed itself to the position by sitting on the most important object in the room — a policy it has never once broken. The skull is unexplained. Staff theories range from "previous management" to "found it like that," and the cat offers no comment beyond a slow blink. It guards the master tapes, the unreleased demos, and a single sunbeam that crosses the vault floor between two and four in the afternoon. Nothing has ever been stolen from Brutal Kittens. Nothing has ever dared. The fangs are mostly ceremonial. The claws are not.

Parody. Fan-made. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or remotely approved of by any actual band. NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE.

THE FABRIC

We tested t-shirts for years. This one won.

We spent years testing t-shirts, washing them, wearing them into the ground, until we landed on this Comfort Colors blank. We print on this one on purpose. We wanted yours to feel like the band tee you grabbed at a merch stand five years ago: soft as hell, perfectly broken in, the one friends keep telling you looks great on you. The one you'd save in a fire.

Why it feels that way:

6.1 oz ring-spun cotton. A mall tee runs 4.2 to 5 oz. You feel the difference the second you pick it up.
Dyed after it's sewn. The whole finished shirt goes into the pigment bath, so the color lands a little differently on every piece. Yours is one of one, and it fades into a vintage look the more you wear it.
Broken-in on arrival. Enzyme-washed at the dye house, so it skips the cardboard-new phase and only gets softer with each wash.
A collar that holds the line. Snug ribbed neckline that stays snug. No sad, saggy necklines.
Relaxed, slightly boxy cut. The way band tees fit before slim-fit took over.
Pre-shrunk for real. All those dye-house washes already did the shrinking. Wash cold and the fit you bought is the fit you keep.

Care for the cursed: cold wash, inside out, low dry. The slow fade is not damage, it's the point.

SIZE & FIT

Relaxed, slightly boxy unisex cut, true to size. For a fitted look, size down.

Exact garment measurements live in the size chart next to the size picker, straight from the print partner. Quick sanity check: measure a shirt you already love and compare. Full fit guidance for every garment is on the size guide page.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Every piece is made to order in darkness, typically 2-5 business days of production before it ships. Worldwide shipping, tracking lands in your inbox the moment it leaves the lair.

Arrived damaged, misprinted, or just wrong? Send a photo via the contact page and we'll make it right. Details on the shipping & returns page.

MATERIALS & CARE

Fabric specs for this exact garment live in THE FABRIC section above. Universal rules of the pit: wash cold, inside out. Hang to dry in the moonlight. Never iron the print. Do NOT let the cat sleep on it (you will lose).