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Cat Flag T-Shirt

AS SEEN ON TV

Four white cats sit in a staggered row where the four bars should be, every one of them staring straight through you. CAT above, FLAG below, in the same no-budget serif that launched a thousand basement shows.

4 · 3 cursed reviews

$29.00USD

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✦ MADE FOR YOU · SHIPS IN 2-5 DAYS✦ DAMAGED? WE REPLACE IT✦ NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE
THE LORE

Hardcore's founding logo was four plain bars, drawn by the guitarist's artist brother, who reasoned that if a white flag means surrender, a black flag means anarchy. Cat Flag's four founders sat for their own version and immediately improved it by refusing to be bars. Four cats, staggered like the downstrokes of a song that lasts fifty-one seconds, each one wearing the expression of an animal that has never surrendered to anything, including the concept of flags. Anarchy, it turns out, comes factory-installed. The band still plays basements. The cats still don't come when called. And nobody, in the entire documented history of either, has successfully told them what to do.

Parody. Fan-made. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or remotely approved of by any actual band. NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE.

THE FABRIC

We tested t-shirts for years. This one won.

We spent years testing t-shirts, washing them, wearing them into the ground, until we landed on this Comfort Colors blank. We print on this one on purpose. We wanted yours to feel like the band tee you grabbed at a merch stand five years ago: soft as hell, perfectly broken in, the one friends keep telling you looks great on you. The one you'd save in a fire.

Why it feels that way:

  • 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton. A mall tee runs 4.2 to 5 oz. You feel the difference the second you pick it up.
  • Dyed after it's sewn. The whole finished shirt goes into the pigment bath, so the color lands a little differently on every piece. Yours is one of one, and it fades into a vintage look the more you wear it.
  • Broken-in on arrival. Enzyme-washed at the dye house, so it skips the cardboard-new phase and only gets softer with each wash.
  • A collar that holds the line. Snug ribbed neckline that stays snug. No sad, saggy necklines.
  • Relaxed, slightly boxy cut. The way band tees fit before slim-fit took over.
  • Pre-shrunk for real. All those dye-house washes already did the shrinking. Wash cold and the fit you bought is the fit you keep.

Care for the cursed: cold wash, inside out, low dry. The slow fade is not damage, it's the point.

SIZE & FIT

Relaxed, slightly boxy unisex cut, true to size. For a fitted look, size down.

Exact garment measurements live in the size chart next to the size picker, straight from the print partner. Quick sanity check: measure a shirt you already love and compare. Full fit guidance for every garment is on the size guide page.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Every piece is made to order in darkness, typically 2-5 business days of production before it ships. Worldwide shipping, tracking lands in your inbox the moment it leaves the lair.

Arrived damaged, misprinted, or just wrong? Send a photo via the contact page and we'll make it right. Details on the shipping & returns page.

MATERIALS & CARE

Fabric specs for this exact garment live in THE FABRIC section above. Universal rules of the pit: wash cold, inside out. Hang to dry in the moonlight. Never iron the print. Do NOT let the cat sleep on it (you will lose).

REVIEWS FOR THIS DESIGN
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★★★★★★★★★★
3 reviews
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66%
Would worship again
Laura Pellman
✓ VERIFIED MEOWER
Wearing
Cat Flag Unisex T-shirt
★★★★★★★★★★DEC 2018

Soft, cute tee

This shirt is super cute and great fitting.

Diane
✓ VERIFIED MEOWER
Wearing
Cat Flag Women's T-Shirt
★★★★★★★★★★JUL 2018

Awesome!

I received a lot of compliments on this one - especially since no one expects a spoof of Black Flag with cats. Hehe. Only complaint - sizes run small. I am usually a medium (or small depending on fit) - but the medium was pretty tight around the bust so I got this one in a large.

Heather Haynes
✓ VERIFIED MEOWER
Wearing
Cat Flag Women's T-Shirt
★★★★★★★★★★SEP 2018

Cute design, runs small

Love the shirt design but I don't love that an XL is like an American small. Buying ladies clothing is tough like that.

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✓ VERIFIED MEOWER
Wearing
Original HISS Unisex T-shirt
★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

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This shirt is hilarious!! I think your product is great and the colors haven't faded. Keep making funny shirts. Love it!!

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★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

cat division

great shirt, amazing material, really loved it!

Cathryn Nelson
✓ VERIFIED MEOWER
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★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Best shirts ever

I get numerous compliments when I wear this shirt, fits peefectly, and is a nice addition to my cats and metal lifestyle.

Jenny Shelden
✓ VERIFIED MEOWER
Wearing
Original HISS Unisex T-shirt
★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

My favorite shirt

As much as I wear this shirt, I need a dozen of them! It fits ell and is comfortable even in southern summer weather. I've even slept in it. After several washes (and I'm the throw-it-all-in-the-drier type) it still looks great. The design fits my sense of humor and communicates my cat mania nd musical taste. Warning - If you wear this shirt , straangers will speak to you in the shops! I've hd them notice the dhirt before my neon reinbow hair.Love love love it.

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Wearing
Cat Zeppelin Unisex T-shirt
★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Cat Zeppelin

High Quality Print on a Great Quality Shirt.Very Happy w/Purchase!!!:).

Nicole
✓ VERIFIED MEOWER
Wearing
Original HISS Unisex T-shirt
★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

"Hiss" shirt

Fits nice, great quality, good color. Very well pleased.

Cindy Weber
✓ VERIFIED MEOWER
Wearing
HISS Cat Simmons Unisex T-shirt
★★★★★★★★★★JUL 2018

Love my HISS t-shirts

I received my HISS t-shirt in great condition and on time. Then wore it on casual Friday to work immediately! The fabric is a bit thinner than I expected, so I will wash it carefully. My husband is a huge KISS fan and I'm a huge cat fan - so its the purrrrfect shirt!!!

Angie Reese-Hueser
✓ VERIFIED MEOWER
Wearing
Original HISS Unisex T-shirt
★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Awesome shirt!

Excellent quality, not to mention a fun conversation starter My son loved it!!!

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