Cat Pistols - God Save The Cream T-Shirt

WHAT THE LITTER SAYS

Cathy Yun

✓ VERIFIED MEOWER

Wearing

Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUL 2018

So cute!

I get a lot of comments on it. My coworker is probably going to purchase one, too. I love it!

Janet Swanson

✓ VERIFIED MEOWER

Wearing

Fuzzy Osbourne Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★DEC 2018

fun 'tease'

I now own 4 Brutal Kitten T-Shirts. I get lots of smiles when I wear them, they identify me as both a cat lover and a rock n roller. The sizes work well as defined and I can't wait to see an Alice Cooper kitten T (hint, hint!)

Jiska Overvelde

✓ VERIFIED MEOWER

Wearing

Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Awesome!

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Jiska Overvelde

✓ VERIFIED MEOWER

Wearing

Cat Zeppelin Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Awesome!

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Michelle Brown

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Wearing

Master Of Kittens Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★OCT 2018

Master of kittens tee

My daughter loved it! It fit perfect and the fabric was of good quality. will by again!

Harli Colhoun

✓ VERIFIED MEOWER

Wearing

Ghost Cat Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★AUG 2018

5-Star

Love it. As a fan of Ghost, this is a awesome shirt that combines my love for cats and the band Ghost.

Kathie

✓ VERIFIED MEOWER

Wearing

Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Awesome shirt

One of my new favorite T-shirts for summer, only problem, the collar was too tight, so I cut it off and now it's perfect

Taylor MacNeil

✓ VERIFIED MEOWER

Wearing

Master Of Kittens Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★NOV 2018

Meow-tastic

I loved the shirt, bought it for my boyfriend as he wears humorous shirts to work, and it was a huge hit! Would buy again.

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ALL DESIGNS

$29.00USD

Cat Pistols - God Save The Cream T-Shirt

AS SEEN ON TV

A distressed Union Jack, an oval portrait of a supremely unimpressed kitten in crown and pearls, and ransom-note letters across the eyes reading GOD SAVE THE CREAM. The most banned sleeve in punk, reissued for a monarch who actually earned the crown.

$29.00USD

Style

✦ MADE FOR YOU · SHIPS IN 2-5 DAYS✦ DAMAGED? WE REPLACE IT✦ NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE

THE LORE

In 1977 one single was so rude about the monarchy that national radio banned it outright — and it climbed to No. 2 anyway, amid loud allegations that the chart had been fixed to keep it off the top. The band marked the Jubilee by performing it from a boat on the Thames outside Parliament until the police came aboard and made eleven arrests, including the manager. Cat Pistols' pressing corrects the portrait: the crown now rests on the only head of state whose authority has never been questioned. She does not wave. She does not abdicate. The ransom letters across her eyes spell out her single demand, and there is no future — no future, no future for you — in which the cream is withheld.

Parody. Fan-made. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or remotely approved of by any actual band. NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE.

THE FABRIC

We tested t-shirts for years. This one won.

We spent years testing t-shirts, washing them, wearing them into the ground, until we landed on this Comfort Colors blank. We print on this one on purpose. We wanted yours to feel like the band tee you grabbed at a merch stand five years ago: soft as hell, perfectly broken in, the one friends keep telling you looks great on you. The one you'd save in a fire.

Why it feels that way:

6.1 oz ring-spun cotton. A mall tee runs 4.2 to 5 oz. You feel the difference the second you pick it up.
Dyed after it's sewn. The whole finished shirt goes into the pigment bath, so the color lands a little differently on every piece. Yours is one of one, and it fades into a vintage look the more you wear it.
Broken-in on arrival. Enzyme-washed at the dye house, so it skips the cardboard-new phase and only gets softer with each wash.
A collar that holds the line. Snug ribbed neckline that stays snug. No sad, saggy necklines.
Relaxed, slightly boxy cut. The way band tees fit before slim-fit took over.
Pre-shrunk for real. All those dye-house washes already did the shrinking. Wash cold and the fit you bought is the fit you keep.

Care for the cursed: cold wash, inside out, low dry. The slow fade is not damage, it's the point.

SIZE & FIT

Relaxed, slightly boxy unisex cut, true to size. For a fitted look, size down.

Exact garment measurements live in the size chart next to the size picker, straight from the print partner. Quick sanity check: measure a shirt you already love and compare. Full fit guidance for every garment is on the size guide page.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Every piece is made to order in darkness, typically 2-5 business days of production before it ships. Worldwide shipping, tracking lands in your inbox the moment it leaves the lair.

Arrived damaged, misprinted, or just wrong? Send a photo via the contact page and we'll make it right. Details on the shipping & returns page.

MATERIALS & CARE

Fabric specs for this exact garment live in THE FABRIC section above. Universal rules of the pit: wash cold, inside out. Hang to dry in the moonlight. Never iron the print. Do NOT let the cat sleep on it (you will lose).