The debut that started it all: a shadowy hand descends over a blood-splattered floor — not to drop anything, but to deliver mandatory scritches to the red cat reaching back up. The band wanted a much ruder title. The distributors won. PET 'EM ALL.
5 · 9 cursed reviewsLegend says Catallica's debut was going to be called something so rude that record stores refused to stock it, so the band renamed it out of spite and shipped a cover of a hand meeting a paw over a suspicious amount of splatter. (Red paint. Probably.) It is the founding image of pet-'em-all thrash: maximum aggression, zero casualties, one deeply satisfied cat. The ceiling-fresco crowd calls this composition "the creation of appetite." We call it 6 a.m., when the hand gets summoned whether it likes it or not.
Parody. Fan-made. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or remotely approved of by any actual band. NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE.
We spent years testing t-shirts, washing them, wearing them into the ground, until we landed on this Comfort Colors blank. We print on this one on purpose. We wanted yours to feel like the band tee you grabbed at a merch stand five years ago: soft as hell, perfectly broken in, the one friends keep telling you looks great on you. The one you'd save in a fire.
Why it feels that way:
Care for the cursed: cold wash, inside out, low dry. The slow fade is not damage, it's the point.
Relaxed, slightly boxy unisex cut, true to size. For a fitted look, size down.
Exact garment measurements live in the size chart next to the size picker, straight from the print partner. Quick sanity check: measure a shirt you already love and compare. Full fit guidance for every garment is on the size guide page.
Every piece is made to order in darkness, typically 2-5 business days of production before it ships. Worldwide shipping, tracking lands in your inbox the moment it leaves the lair.
Arrived damaged, misprinted, or just wrong? Send a photo via the contact page and we'll make it right. Details on the shipping & returns page.
Fabric specs for this exact garment live in THE FABRIC section above. Universal rules of the pit: wash cold, inside out. Hang to dry in the moonlight. Never iron the print. Do NOT let the cat sleep on it (you will lose).
really fun, one of my favorite bands and my love of cats covered in one fun, comfortable t-shirt! Lots of compliments and inquiries. Great cause too. Help the animals!!!
whenever I wear it, I always got people asking me or saying that it's so cool, love it, Metallica still one of the best groups
Purchased as a gift for the hubby. Great quality, fit true to size. Probably going to have to get a hoodie next!
High Quality Print on a High Quality Shirt.Wearing it Right Now.Awesome T-Shirt!Very Satisfied w/the Quality.
T shirt came when promised. MMatierals and design excellent quaity. Im very happy with my purchase
The shirt was very comfortable and I received lots of compliments on it.
Love the shirt and get a lot of comments about it when I wear it
The shirt is made of great material and fits perfectly.
Review title says it all, right? :-) I am more than happy with the quality! Keep up the good work!
Was a little small on the sizing but awesome
I get sooooooooo many comments about how awesome this shirt is! It seems that everyone likes it. The band is one of my favorites. I have had it for several months & no fading or cracking of the print. Good quality shirt too.
This bandana is so cute i love it so much on my cat.
This is an awesome T-shirt! It is very soft and feels like good quality fabric. Shipping was quick.
Get compliments whenever I wear this. Good quality. True to form.
High Quality Print on a Great Quality Shirt.Very Happy w/Purchase!!!:).
Bought this for my brother for Xmas - he loves it. Also has a Meowtallica shirt. I have the HISS shirt - they're all conversation starters!
