Catholio - I Am The Great Catholio T-Shirt

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Lovely!

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Fun and unique

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Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

HORRIBLE COMPANY TO DEAL WITH

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Master Of Kittens Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Nice

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Cat division

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★★★★★★★★★★OCT 2018

Great image, not-so-great shirt quality

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ALL DESIGNS

$29.00USD

Catholio - I Am The Great Catholio T-Shirt

AS SEEN ON TV

Two cartoon cats in mid-meltdown: a grey one with a pompadour and a torn ME/OW tee, and an orange one with a hoodie yanked all the way over his head, claws raised, proclaiming I AM THE GREAT CATHOLIO from a jagged speech bubble. Too much catnip. There is no other explanation.

$29.00USD

Style

✦ MADE FOR YOU · SHIPS IN 2-5 DAYS✦ DAMAGED? WE REPLACE IT✦ NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE

THE LORE

The transformation is documented in the literature: past a certain dose of stimulant — sugar in the original studies, catnip in ours — the subject pulls something over its head, locks both forearms at right angles, and begins to proclaim. Every cat owner has witnessed it. The Great Catholio is what your orange cat becomes at 3 a.m., an entity that speaks in tongues, demands tribute for its litter dominion, and treats every question as a threat. Note the wardrobe: the Great One wears a Catallica hoodie, because even ascended beings respect the roster's biggest band. His grey companion, torn ME/OW tee and pompadour intact, has seen the episode before and is waiting for the catnip to wear off. Historians agree it never fully does.

Parody. Fan-made. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or remotely approved of by any actual band. NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE.

THE FABRIC

We tested t-shirts for years. This one won.

We spent years testing t-shirts, washing them, wearing them into the ground, until we landed on this Comfort Colors blank. We print on this one on purpose. We wanted yours to feel like the band tee you grabbed at a merch stand five years ago: soft as hell, perfectly broken in, the one friends keep telling you looks great on you. The one you'd save in a fire.

Why it feels that way:

6.1 oz ring-spun cotton. A mall tee runs 4.2 to 5 oz. You feel the difference the second you pick it up.
Dyed after it's sewn. The whole finished shirt goes into the pigment bath, so the color lands a little differently on every piece. Yours is one of one, and it fades into a vintage look the more you wear it.
Broken-in on arrival. Enzyme-washed at the dye house, so it skips the cardboard-new phase and only gets softer with each wash.
A collar that holds the line. Snug ribbed neckline that stays snug. No sad, saggy necklines.
Relaxed, slightly boxy cut. The way band tees fit before slim-fit took over.
Pre-shrunk for real. All those dye-house washes already did the shrinking. Wash cold and the fit you bought is the fit you keep.

Care for the cursed: cold wash, inside out, low dry. The slow fade is not damage, it's the point.

SIZE & FIT

Relaxed, slightly boxy unisex cut, true to size. For a fitted look, size down.

Exact garment measurements live in the size chart next to the size picker, straight from the print partner. Quick sanity check: measure a shirt you already love and compare. Full fit guidance for every garment is on the size guide page.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Every piece is made to order in darkness, typically 2-5 business days of production before it ships. Worldwide shipping, tracking lands in your inbox the moment it leaves the lair.

Arrived damaged, misprinted, or just wrong? Send a photo via the contact page and we'll make it right. Details on the shipping & returns page.

MATERIALS & CARE

Fabric specs for this exact garment live in THE FABRIC section above. Universal rules of the pit: wash cold, inside out. Hang to dry in the moonlight. Never iron the print. Do NOT let the cat sleep on it (you will lose).