Catnipex T-Shirt

WHAT THE LITTER SAYS

William Goin

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Wearing

Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

GIFT WELL RECIEVED

This was a gift. Saw the recipient today - she loves it.

Felipe bertarelli

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Wearing

Cat Division Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

cat division

great shirt, amazing material, really loved it!

Jessica Present

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Wearing

Meowsfits Unisex Hoodie

★★★★★★★★★★DEC 2018

Meowzing

I have had a misfits shirt of one kind or another for 25 yrs. This may be one of my all time favorites. Great quality and helping kittes. Can not go wrong! Love Brutal kittens. Bought this with another sweatshirt, and I am sure I will be back for more.

Sarah

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Wearing

Master Of Kittens Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★APR 2019

Love it

Nice fabric, good quality print, and very fast shipping.

Sara Stumbough

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Wearing

Cathory T-Shirt

★★★★★★★★★★MAR 2020

Gave this as a gift and it is very much loved!

Alessia Toddelina

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Cats And Roses Women's T-Shirt

★★★★★★★★★★AUG 2018

Love my new shirt! Good quality and fast delivery.

Kim Kym

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Cat Throne Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Feline Hunger!

I love my Cat Throne t-shirt! It is the purrfect union of love for cats und metal! The quality of the fabric is very good and the printing very well done! Don't hesitate and get yours is you are a fan of the band and a cat lover!

Shannon Harmon

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Wearing

Purrgatory Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★AUG 2018

Super happy

Great quality, fast shipping!! I will definitely order more from this site!

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ALL DESIGNS

$29.00USD

Catnipex T-Shirt

AS SEEN ON TV

The name is up there in the spiky red lettering, and no, you can't read it — that's the point. Below, a gaunt shrouded cat stares out of a pearl-beaded oval frame, a red gem set into its brow, paws crossed like it's posing for a Victorian mourning portrait it fully intends to haunt.

$29.00USD

Style

✦ MADE FOR YOU · SHIPS IN 2-5 DAYS✦ DAMAGED? WE REPLACE IT✦ NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE

THE LORE

Catnipex are the heaviest band on the roster, a fact that cannot be verified because no one can read the logo, confirm the lineup, or say the name aloud with confidence. The band likes it this way. Orders at the merch table are conducted entirely by pointing. The portrait is real, though: the frontcat, photographed exactly once, in shroud and crossed paws, wearing the red gem it refuses to explain — the pose of a creature that has already attended your funeral and found the catering adequate. Scene historians note that the harder a logo is to read, the heavier the band, which makes Catnipex, by the transitive property, unlistenable. Their demo is four minutes of low growling. It might be purring. Nobody has been brave enough to check.

Parody. Fan-made. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or remotely approved of by any actual band. NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE.

THE FABRIC

We tested t-shirts for years. This one won.

We spent years testing t-shirts, washing them, wearing them into the ground, until we landed on this Comfort Colors blank. We print on this one on purpose. We wanted yours to feel like the band tee you grabbed at a merch stand five years ago: soft as hell, perfectly broken in, the one friends keep telling you looks great on you. The one you'd save in a fire.

Why it feels that way:

6.1 oz ring-spun cotton. A mall tee runs 4.2 to 5 oz. You feel the difference the second you pick it up.
Dyed after it's sewn. The whole finished shirt goes into the pigment bath, so the color lands a little differently on every piece. Yours is one of one, and it fades into a vintage look the more you wear it.
Broken-in on arrival. Enzyme-washed at the dye house, so it skips the cardboard-new phase and only gets softer with each wash.
A collar that holds the line. Snug ribbed neckline that stays snug. No sad, saggy necklines.
Relaxed, slightly boxy cut. The way band tees fit before slim-fit took over.
Pre-shrunk for real. All those dye-house washes already did the shrinking. Wash cold and the fit you bought is the fit you keep.

Care for the cursed: cold wash, inside out, low dry. The slow fade is not damage, it's the point.

SIZE & FIT

Relaxed, slightly boxy unisex cut, true to size. For a fitted look, size down.

Exact garment measurements live in the size chart next to the size picker, straight from the print partner. Quick sanity check: measure a shirt you already love and compare. Full fit guidance for every garment is on the size guide page.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Every piece is made to order in darkness, typically 2-5 business days of production before it ships. Worldwide shipping, tracking lands in your inbox the moment it leaves the lair.

Arrived damaged, misprinted, or just wrong? Send a photo via the contact page and we'll make it right. Details on the shipping & returns page.

MATERIALS & CARE

Fabric specs for this exact garment live in THE FABRIC section above. Universal rules of the pit: wash cold, inside out. Hang to dry in the moonlight. Never iron the print. Do NOT let the cat sleep on it (you will lose).