HISS - Original Cat Merch T-Shirt

REVIEWS FOR THIS DESIGN

4.77

★★★★★★★★★★

60 reviews

5 ★

92%

4 ★

3 ★

2 ★

1 ★

94%

Would worship again

From the pit - customer photos

Jenny Shelden

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Wearing

Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

My favorite shirt

As much as I wear this shirt, I need a dozen of them! It fits ell and is comfortable even in southern summer weather. I've even slept in it. After several washes (and I'm the throw-it-all-in-the-drier type) it still looks great. The design fits my sense of humor and communicates my cat mania nd musical taste. Warning - If you wear this shirt , straangers will speak to you in the shops! I've hd them notice the dhirt before my neon reinbow hair.Love love love it.

Cindy Weber

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Wearing

Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

HISS kitty shirt

I absolutely LOVE this shirt and so glad I purchased several. I also gave one to my favorite customer service rep at Petsmart and he LOVES it too. He is the biggest KISS fan I have ever met (even more memorabilia than my husband) and obviously is passionate about animals given his workplace. He tells me a new story every time I see him about comments he gets when he wears his shirt. Thank you!!! And keep those creative kitty t-shirt ideas coming!

Meredith Konrad

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Wearing

Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

This shirt gets attention

I wore this shirt to give a eulogy at a cat memorial. It was the best place to make it's debut! Almost everyone there asked me where I got it. I've also worn it out on the town and again, everyone asks me where I got it. I hope I help boost sales! Also, the shirt is well made, comfortable, fits well around my curves, and seems like it will last forever. I'm not one to put tees in the dryer. Just a delicate wash and air dry.

ROBERT DICKSON

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Wearing

Original HISS Unisex Tank Top

★★★★★★★★★★JUL 2018

Love Them!

I just received my tank top and shirt of HISS and they are awesome! I love them to death and they are so funny and the cats are great. They fit perrrrrrfect…….lol and are definitely true to size. The quality of the shirts are spot on and look forward to ordering more in the future. Thanks again for a great product!!!

carl curry

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Wearing

Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

a lot of fun

bought this for my husband - big KISS and kitty fan I would buy more of these designs for him ( a bit of a rocker - drummer for years and just started guitar lessons) but I am tired of looking at only black t-shirts could you start bringing in more colors ? The quality and the print are top notch. Sally

Blythe Lopez

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Wearing

Original HISS Unisex Tank Top

★★★★★★★★★★NOV 2018

LOVE MY HISS TANK!!!!!!!

This is the most awesome shirt! It's printed nicely, good quality and the shirt is also an excellent quality. I love it so much that I posted a pic on Facebook, and so many friends asked where I got it. : ) I'd love to see more new designs with other bands, and then of course I'd buy even more. ;)

Leigh Ann Bolen

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Wearing

Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Call me the "CAT LADY"

Love my HISS T-shirt! Wear it a least one day a week. I have three cats a home that are my fur babies! A friend of mine make Gene Simmon's costumes so I just love the KISS tie-in. I get a kick out of people's reaction when they get the joke.

Tara Reedy

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Wearing

Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

My first Butual Kittens shirt

Love this shirt! Print and shirt quality is excellent! I wore it when I went to see some friends play in their band, and had a couple of people come up to me and made positive comments on the shirt.

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★★★★★★★★★★MAR 2019

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★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

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Dark Side of The Red dot

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★★★★★★★★★★APR 2019

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★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Cool T-shirt

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Raina

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Wearing

Master Of Kittens Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★SEP 2018

Love this shirt and so does everyone else!

I had to have this shirt. I get comments from men and women when I wear it. Everybody gets a kick out of it.

Christopher Romano

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Wearing

Meowstodon Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Great Shirt!

I originally owned this shirt but lost it. I was so angry about the whole thing that I needed to have it again. Glad they are still making them!!!

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ALL DESIGNS

$29.00USD

HISS - Original Cat Merch T-Shirt

AS SEEN ON TV

The four loudest letters a cat ever said: HISS in hot-rod gradient, the double-S struck as twin lightning bolts, flanked by two cats in full stage paint — one starred over the eye, one batted across the chin. Original merch. Original attitude.

4.77 · 60 cursed reviews

$29.00USD

Style

✦ MADE FOR YOU · SHIPS IN 2-5 DAYS✦ DAMAGED? WE REPLACE IT✦ NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE

THE LORE

Every arena legend starts with a logo drawn in a hurry. The story goes it was scrawled in one take over the old band's name on a poster outside the club, the S's sharpened into lightning because ballpoint pens don't do subtle. Fifty years later, those letters are so notorious that a few countries make you redraw them by law. HISS keeps the bolts and the greasepaint: the Star Kitten and the Demon, stenciled mid-yowl — the two faces every litter produces sooner or later. History's loudest band famously kept one Catman on the payroll for half a century; we simply finished the thought. This was also the first Brutal Kittens design to go properly feral online. The shirt that built the lair.

Parody. Fan-made. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or remotely approved of by any actual band. NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE.

THE FABRIC

We tested t-shirts for years. This one won.

We spent years testing t-shirts, washing them, wearing them into the ground, until we landed on this Comfort Colors blank. We print on this one on purpose. We wanted yours to feel like the band tee you grabbed at a merch stand five years ago: soft as hell, perfectly broken in, the one friends keep telling you looks great on you. The one you'd save in a fire.

Why it feels that way:

6.1 oz ring-spun cotton. A mall tee runs 4.2 to 5 oz. You feel the difference the second you pick it up.
Dyed after it's sewn. The whole finished shirt goes into the pigment bath, so the color lands a little differently on every piece. Yours is one of one, and it fades into a vintage look the more you wear it.
Broken-in on arrival. Enzyme-washed at the dye house, so it skips the cardboard-new phase and only gets softer with each wash.
A collar that holds the line. Snug ribbed neckline that stays snug. No sad, saggy necklines.
Relaxed, slightly boxy cut. The way band tees fit before slim-fit took over.
Pre-shrunk for real. All those dye-house washes already did the shrinking. Wash cold and the fit you bought is the fit you keep.

Care for the cursed: cold wash, inside out, low dry. The slow fade is not damage, it's the point.

SIZE & FIT

Relaxed, slightly boxy unisex cut, true to size. For a fitted look, size down.

Exact garment measurements live in the size chart next to the size picker, straight from the print partner. Quick sanity check: measure a shirt you already love and compare. Full fit guidance for every garment is on the size guide page.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Every piece is made to order in darkness, typically 2-5 business days of production before it ships. Worldwide shipping, tracking lands in your inbox the moment it leaves the lair.

Arrived damaged, misprinted, or just wrong? Send a photo via the contact page and we'll make it right. Details on the shipping & returns page.

MATERIALS & CARE

Fabric specs for this exact garment live in THE FABRIC section above. Universal rules of the pit: wash cold, inside out. Hang to dry in the moonlight. Never iron the print. Do NOT let the cat sleep on it (you will lose).