I Do What I Want - Witch's Cat T-Shirt

WHAT THE LITTER SAYS

jody gentry

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Wearing

Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Better like attention!

Everytime I wear this shirt people stop me and ask about it. Great quality, great print!

James

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Wearing

Original HISS Unisex Hoodie

★★★★★★★★★★MAR 2019

Awesome!

The hoodie arrived quickly, the quality is great. It's my new favourite hoodie! Very happy to be able to help cat charities and buying awesome merch at the same time

Amy

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Wearing

Master Of Kittens Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Love my new shirt!

I got tons of laughs and compliments!

Sara Stumbough

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Wearing

Cathory T-Shirt

★★★★★★★★★★MAR 2020

Gave this as a gift and it is very much loved!

Lois Bell

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Wearing

Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Hiss

Great shirt, great quality!!

Ann Tedeschi-Davidson

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Wearing

Fuzzy Osbourne Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Awesome shirt

I purchased the " Fuzzy " Osbourne t-shirt and I love it ! Get tons of compliments on it

Anthony Volpe

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Wearing

Master Of Kittens Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★DEC 2018

Metal Cats!

Where else are you going to find a heavy metal/cat hybrid shirt like this? Nowhere, that's where! Plus, the donations to cat-related shelters melt my kind of cynical, slightly black heart. :)

Todd D Crooks

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Wearing

Meowstodon Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Ameowzing!

I love this shirt - it's comfortable, well made, and everyone loves it! I get comments from my students on it all the time.

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ALL DESIGNS

$29.00USD

I Do What I Want - Witch's Cat T-Shirt

AS SEEN ON TV

A Victorian laboratory in loving detail — retorts bubbling, test tubes racked, smoke curling toward the frame — and in the middle of it one enormous black cat, mid-yowl, calmly escorting a glass flask off the bench. I DO WHAT I WANT. The flask never stood a chance.

$29.00USD

Style

✦ MADE FOR YOU · SHIPS IN 2-5 DAYS✦ DAMAGED? WE REPLACE IT✦ NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE

THE LORE

Alchemy's greatest unsolved mystery isn't the philosopher's stone; it's how anyone expected to keep glassware and a cat in the same room. This engraving documents the standard outcome. The familiar — pentagram tag, wild eyes, zero remorse — has selected the one flask that took a decade to distill and is walking it to the edge while maintaining eye contact, which is the entire point. Gravity is not being tested here; you are. The lab notes of history are full of discoveries filed under "well, NOW we know what happens when it spills," and a suspicious number of them share this exact pawwriting. The cat has heard the word no. The word has been noted, weighed, and batted off the table with everything else.

Parody. Fan-made. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or remotely approved of by any actual band. NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE.

THE FABRIC

We tested t-shirts for years. This one won.

We spent years testing t-shirts, washing them, wearing them into the ground, until we landed on this Comfort Colors blank. We print on this one on purpose. We wanted yours to feel like the band tee you grabbed at a merch stand five years ago: soft as hell, perfectly broken in, the one friends keep telling you looks great on you. The one you'd save in a fire.

Why it feels that way:

6.1 oz ring-spun cotton. A mall tee runs 4.2 to 5 oz. You feel the difference the second you pick it up.
Dyed after it's sewn. The whole finished shirt goes into the pigment bath, so the color lands a little differently on every piece. Yours is one of one, and it fades into a vintage look the more you wear it.
Broken-in on arrival. Enzyme-washed at the dye house, so it skips the cardboard-new phase and only gets softer with each wash.
A collar that holds the line. Snug ribbed neckline that stays snug. No sad, saggy necklines.
Relaxed, slightly boxy cut. The way band tees fit before slim-fit took over.
Pre-shrunk for real. All those dye-house washes already did the shrinking. Wash cold and the fit you bought is the fit you keep.

Care for the cursed: cold wash, inside out, low dry. The slow fade is not damage, it's the point.

SIZE & FIT

Relaxed, slightly boxy unisex cut, true to size. For a fitted look, size down.

Exact garment measurements live in the size chart next to the size picker, straight from the print partner. Quick sanity check: measure a shirt you already love and compare. Full fit guidance for every garment is on the size guide page.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Every piece is made to order in darkness, typically 2-5 business days of production before it ships. Worldwide shipping, tracking lands in your inbox the moment it leaves the lair.

Arrived damaged, misprinted, or just wrong? Send a photo via the contact page and we'll make it right. Details on the shipping & returns page.

MATERIALS & CARE

Fabric specs for this exact garment live in THE FABRIC section above. Universal rules of the pit: wash cold, inside out. Hang to dry in the moonlight. Never iron the print. Do NOT let the cat sleep on it (you will lose).