I Have Plans Witch My Cat - Witch Girl T-Shirt

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ALL DESIGNS

$29.00USD

I Have Plans Witch My Cat - Witch Girl T-Shirt

AS SEEN ON TV

SORRY, I CAN'T — I HAVE PLANS WITH MY CAT. The plans, engraved in full: one cauldron at rolling boil, one tarot card held up to the moonlight, and one enormous black cat drinking the potion straight off the rim. The excuse is ancient. The evening is booked.

$29.00USD

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✦ MADE FOR YOU · SHIPS IN 2-5 DAYS✦ DAMAGED? WE REPLACE IT✦ NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE

THE LORE

The old engravings always staged a witch's evening the same way — cauldron, moonlight, familiar in attendance — and politely omitted the truth this scene restores: the familiar was never assisting. It was sampling. She reads the cards; the cat quality-checks the brew; the skull by the fire belongs, presumably, to the last person who said "it's just a cat, reschedule." As excuses go, plans with my cat is the most bulletproof ever brewed: it cannot be verified, cannot be moved, and has never once been a lie. The title spells it witch; the shirt spells it with; by midnight the difference is academic. Cancel accordingly, and give our regards to absolutely no one.

Parody. Fan-made. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or remotely approved of by any actual band. NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE.

THE FABRIC

We tested t-shirts for years. This one won.

We spent years testing t-shirts, washing them, wearing them into the ground, until we landed on this Comfort Colors blank. We print on this one on purpose. We wanted yours to feel like the band tee you grabbed at a merch stand five years ago: soft as hell, perfectly broken in, the one friends keep telling you looks great on you. The one you'd save in a fire.

Why it feels that way:

6.1 oz ring-spun cotton. A mall tee runs 4.2 to 5 oz. You feel the difference the second you pick it up.
Dyed after it's sewn. The whole finished shirt goes into the pigment bath, so the color lands a little differently on every piece. Yours is one of one, and it fades into a vintage look the more you wear it.
Broken-in on arrival. Enzyme-washed at the dye house, so it skips the cardboard-new phase and only gets softer with each wash.
A collar that holds the line. Snug ribbed neckline that stays snug. No sad, saggy necklines.
Relaxed, slightly boxy cut. The way band tees fit before slim-fit took over.
Pre-shrunk for real. All those dye-house washes already did the shrinking. Wash cold and the fit you bought is the fit you keep.

Care for the cursed: cold wash, inside out, low dry. The slow fade is not damage, it's the point.

SIZE & FIT

Relaxed, slightly boxy unisex cut, true to size. For a fitted look, size down.

Exact garment measurements live in the size chart next to the size picker, straight from the print partner. Quick sanity check: measure a shirt you already love and compare. Full fit guidance for every garment is on the size guide page.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Every piece is made to order in darkness, typically 2-5 business days of production before it ships. Worldwide shipping, tracking lands in your inbox the moment it leaves the lair.

Arrived damaged, misprinted, or just wrong? Send a photo via the contact page and we'll make it right. Details on the shipping & returns page.

MATERIALS & CARE

Fabric specs for this exact garment live in THE FABRIC section above. Universal rules of the pit: wash cold, inside out. Hang to dry in the moonlight. Never iron the print. Do NOT let the cat sleep on it (you will lose).