Kittymoth - GOD = CAT T-Shirt

WHAT THE LITTER SAYS

William Goin

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Wearing

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★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

GIFT WELL RECIEVED

This was a gift. Saw the recipient today - she loves it.

Britt B.

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Pet 'Em All Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★AUG 2018

Very happy

Purchased as a gift for the hubby. Great quality, fit true to size. Probably going to have to get a hoodie next!

Andrew Schlett

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Cat Zeppelin Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Fools Everybody

Great shirt, very comfortable, fits perfectly, looks good! I'm surprised at how many people it fools, though. Whenever I wear it I get compliments on my Led Zep shirt. Something I even correct them.

Christina Malik

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★★★★★★★★★★SEP 2019

Lots of great comments

Absolutely great T-shirt.sorry the picture kinda sucks. But I'm wearing it here. Comfy and love how it was able to slide off my shoulder

Dana

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Red Hot Kitty Litter Women's T-Shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUL 2018

Sizing

Your sizes are misrepresented. Woman's XXL should fit an average woman loosely , your XXL is similar to a medium in the states. I like my tshirts big, I will order a Men's size if I ever order again from you

Cindy Simonelli

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Wearing

Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Adorable shirt

Cool shirt, get lots of comments from people.

Anne

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Wearing

Master Of Kittens Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUL 2018

Adorable!

These fit great and are soft to the touch!

Nicole

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Wearing

Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

"Hiss" shirt

Fits nice, great quality, good color. Very well pleased.

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ALL DESIGNS

$29.00USD

Kittymoth - GOD = CAT T-Shirt

AS SEEN ON TV

An inverted triangle, a royal seal, and inside it a crowned cat strolling with a scepter over its shoulder. Around the rim, one commandment repeats in blackletter — I SHALL NOT SCRATCH — above the final theological correction: GOD=CAT.

$29.00USD

Style

✦ MADE FOR YOU · SHIPS IN 2-5 DAYS✦ DAMAGED? WE REPLACE IT✦ NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE

THE LORE

The original equation was published as a single in 2018, on an album whose acclaim was so universal the band reasonably treated it as peer review. Kittymoth's theologians went further and closed the proof. Their evidence is the seal on this shirt: the deity as actually witnessed — crowned without coronation, carrying a scepter it did not ask for, walking wherever it pleases across whatever it pleases. Around the rim runs the covenant, I SHALL NOT SCRATCH, repeated in the manner of all covenants and honored the same way, with one copy printed upside down because that is how the deity signed it. Prior art is acknowledged: an entire ancient civilization reached the same conclusion and built granaries about it. The equals sign is doing no heavy lifting. It never was.

Parody. Fan-made. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or remotely approved of by any actual band. NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE.

THE FABRIC

We tested t-shirts for years. This one won.

We spent years testing t-shirts, washing them, wearing them into the ground, until we landed on this Comfort Colors blank. We print on this one on purpose. We wanted yours to feel like the band tee you grabbed at a merch stand five years ago: soft as hell, perfectly broken in, the one friends keep telling you looks great on you. The one you'd save in a fire.

Why it feels that way:

6.1 oz ring-spun cotton. A mall tee runs 4.2 to 5 oz. You feel the difference the second you pick it up.
Dyed after it's sewn. The whole finished shirt goes into the pigment bath, so the color lands a little differently on every piece. Yours is one of one, and it fades into a vintage look the more you wear it.
Broken-in on arrival. Enzyme-washed at the dye house, so it skips the cardboard-new phase and only gets softer with each wash.
A collar that holds the line. Snug ribbed neckline that stays snug. No sad, saggy necklines.
Relaxed, slightly boxy cut. The way band tees fit before slim-fit took over.
Pre-shrunk for real. All those dye-house washes already did the shrinking. Wash cold and the fit you bought is the fit you keep.

Care for the cursed: cold wash, inside out, low dry. The slow fade is not damage, it's the point.

SIZE & FIT

Relaxed, slightly boxy unisex cut, true to size. For a fitted look, size down.

Exact garment measurements live in the size chart next to the size picker, straight from the print partner. Quick sanity check: measure a shirt you already love and compare. Full fit guidance for every garment is on the size guide page.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Every piece is made to order in darkness, typically 2-5 business days of production before it ships. Worldwide shipping, tracking lands in your inbox the moment it leaves the lair.

Arrived damaged, misprinted, or just wrong? Send a photo via the contact page and we'll make it right. Details on the shipping & returns page.

MATERIALS & CARE

Fabric specs for this exact garment live in THE FABRIC section above. Universal rules of the pit: wash cold, inside out. Hang to dry in the moonlight. Never iron the print. Do NOT let the cat sleep on it (you will lose).