Marilyn Meowson T-Shirt

REVIEWS FOR THIS DESIGN

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Would worship again

Christina Delgado

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Marylin Meowson Unisex Hoodie

★★★★★★★★★★OCT 2018

Love it!

Great quality but I feel like it runs small in size. More form fitting than baggy or roomy. Will probably size up on next order

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Blythe Lopez

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Original HISS Unisex Tank Top

★★★★★★★★★★NOV 2018

LOVE MY HISS TANK!!!!!!!

This is the most awesome shirt! It's printed nicely, good quality and the shirt is also an excellent quality. I love it so much that I posted a pic on Facebook, and so many friends asked where I got it. : ) I'd love to see more new designs with other bands, and then of course I'd buy even more. ;)

Lindsay Sinopoli

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Iron Meowden Pawerslave T-Shirt

★★★★★★★★★★DEC 2019

🤘🤘🤘

As a crazy cat family, we all rocked some brutal kittens on Christmas!

Lauren Bailey

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Catnip For All Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JAN 2019

Awesome

Got it for my fiance and he loves it. Will be buying more!

Merrie Kernan

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Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Love ❤️ Hiss

People have to take a double look, they get a kick about it

Michael Weaver

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Meowstodon Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Great product

Love the design. Shirt quality is good. Sizes are not spot on. Bought an XL runs a little short length wise. Not sure how big a 2XL is but may want to order a bit bigger next time. Like i said great overall.

Robert J. Roberts

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Cat Zeppelin Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★SEP 2018

"MEOW!"

I jus love the Cat Zeppelin t-shirt! Makes people look twice to realize the shirt & image is cat related!

Janet Swanson

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Fuzzy Osbourne Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★DEC 2018

fun 'tease'

I now own 4 Brutal Kitten T-Shirts. I get lots of smiles when I wear them, they identify me as both a cat lover and a rock n roller. The sizes work well as defined and I can't wait to see an Alice Cooper kitten T (hint, hint!)

Michael Schmid

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Ghost Cats T-Shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JAN 2020

Awesome quality

Review title says it all, right? :-) I am more than happy with the quality! Keep up the good work!

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$29.00USD

Marilyn Meowson T-Shirt

AS SEEN ON TV

A photo-real cat face in cold blue tint, both eyes ringed in red, staring straight through you under drippy green-and-black horror lettering. Half glamour icon, half menace — which is to say, a cat.

5 · 1 cursed reviews

$29.00USD

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✦ MADE FOR YOU · SHIPS IN 2-5 DAYS✦ DAMAGED? WE REPLACE IT✦ NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE

THE LORE

The naming convention was always the thesis: take the first name of a screen goddess, bolt it to the last name of a monster, and let the contradiction do the talking. The band that perfected it started in a Florida suburb in 1989 as a theatrical local cult act and ended up so notorious that state legislatures passed actual laws to keep it off public stages. Marilyn Meowson never needed the construction explained. A cat is already both halves at once — photographed like a starlet, dead-eyed like a mugshot, adored by millions and legally banned from several counters. The red-ringed stare on this shirt is not makeup. That is just how it looks at you when the bowl is half empty. The evening news called it a bad influence. It agreed.

Parody. Fan-made. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or remotely approved of by any actual band. NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE.

THE FABRIC

We tested t-shirts for years. This one won.

We spent years testing t-shirts, washing them, wearing them into the ground, until we landed on this Comfort Colors blank. We print on this one on purpose. We wanted yours to feel like the band tee you grabbed at a merch stand five years ago: soft as hell, perfectly broken in, the one friends keep telling you looks great on you. The one you'd save in a fire.

Why it feels that way:

6.1 oz ring-spun cotton. A mall tee runs 4.2 to 5 oz. You feel the difference the second you pick it up.
Dyed after it's sewn. The whole finished shirt goes into the pigment bath, so the color lands a little differently on every piece. Yours is one of one, and it fades into a vintage look the more you wear it.
Broken-in on arrival. Enzyme-washed at the dye house, so it skips the cardboard-new phase and only gets softer with each wash.
A collar that holds the line. Snug ribbed neckline that stays snug. No sad, saggy necklines.
Relaxed, slightly boxy cut. The way band tees fit before slim-fit took over.
Pre-shrunk for real. All those dye-house washes already did the shrinking. Wash cold and the fit you bought is the fit you keep.

Care for the cursed: cold wash, inside out, low dry. The slow fade is not damage, it's the point.

SIZE & FIT

Relaxed, slightly boxy unisex cut, true to size. For a fitted look, size down.

Exact garment measurements live in the size chart next to the size picker, straight from the print partner. Quick sanity check: measure a shirt you already love and compare. Full fit guidance for every garment is on the size guide page.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Every piece is made to order in darkness, typically 2-5 business days of production before it ships. Worldwide shipping, tracking lands in your inbox the moment it leaves the lair.

Arrived damaged, misprinted, or just wrong? Send a photo via the contact page and we'll make it right. Details on the shipping & returns page.

MATERIALS & CARE

Fabric specs for this exact garment live in THE FABRIC section above. Universal rules of the pit: wash cold, inside out. Hang to dry in the moonlight. Never iron the print. Do NOT let the cat sleep on it (you will lose).