Meöwtley Crüe T-Shirt

REVIEWS FOR THIS DESIGN

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2 reviews

5 ★

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1 ★

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Would worship again

Joey

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Meöwtley Crüe Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★MAR 2019

Got a lot of comments

I wore my shirt to work last week. Got a lot of comments and laughs. The fabric and print quality is great too! 5/5

Annalisa Amadori

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Meöwtley Crüe Classic Hoodie

★★★★★★★★★★OCT 2019

Mëowtley crüe hoodie

Good quality war and funny as usual

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Donna Skains

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Original HISS Women's T-Shirt

★★★★★★★★★★SEP 2018

Awesome shirt!

This is an awesome shirt. Very soft, and good quality. The women's sizes run a bit small though. Customer service is excellent!

Robert J. Roberts

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Cat Zeppelin Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★SEP 2018

"MEOW!"

I jus love the Cat Zeppelin t-shirt! Makes people look twice to realize the shirt & image is cat related!

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Pet 'Em All Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Pet 'Em All T-Shirt Catallica

High Quality Print on a High Quality Shirt.Wearing it Right Now.Awesome T-Shirt!Very Satisfied w/the Quality.

Sally

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Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUL 2018

Love this shirt

Great quality shirt. Love the design. It was a hit in my household. Only regret is that Gene Simmons kitty didn't stick out his tongue.

Miriam Thompson

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Pet 'Em All Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Great shirt for a wonderful cause

The shirt was very comfortable and I received lots of compliments on it.

Lindsay Sinopoli

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Iron Meowden Pawerslave T-Shirt

★★★★★★★★★★DEC 2019

🤘🤘🤘

As a crazy cat family, we all rocked some brutal kittens on Christmas!

Joanna Valente

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Meowsfits Tank Top

★★★★★★★★★★SEP 2019

Meowsfits rock

I love this shirt! Comfortable and cute.

Jessica Craig

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Ghost Cats T-Shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JAN 2020

Bad-a**!!!

I couldn't wait to open the package and see my shirt. I swear I heard angels sing when I held it up. I have the matching Ghost shirt, too, and 2 cats. What could be better than a perfect combination??

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ALL DESIGNS

$29.00USD

Meöwtley Crüe T-Shirt

AS SEEN ON TV

A vintage tour print: four glam cats with towering black manes inside a red-and-blue ring, one paw throwing the horns, over WORLD TOUR 1983 and the words HISS AT THE DEVIL. The umlauts are load-bearing.

5 · 2 cursed reviews

$29.00USD

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✦ MADE FOR YOU · SHIPS IN 2-5 DAYS✦ DAMAGED? WE REPLACE IT✦ NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE

THE LORE

The umlauts are verifiably beer. The original crew picked their name, then added two sets of dots on the singer's suggestion, inspired by the German lager they were drinking at the time — the most honest design decision of the decade. The 1983 record they toured behind sold two hundred thousand copies in two weeks, put a pentagram on the sleeve, and made the evening news as a concern, which in 1983 was the highest honor available. Meöwtley Crüe's tour was similar but furrier: four cats with more hair than the rest of the genre combined, one paw permanently in devil-horns position, hissing at the devil on schedule, twice nightly. The devil, for the record, filed no complaint. He knows better than to escalate with cats.

Parody. Fan-made. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or remotely approved of by any actual band. NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE.

THE FABRIC

We tested t-shirts for years. This one won.

We spent years testing t-shirts, washing them, wearing them into the ground, until we landed on this Comfort Colors blank. We print on this one on purpose. We wanted yours to feel like the band tee you grabbed at a merch stand five years ago: soft as hell, perfectly broken in, the one friends keep telling you looks great on you. The one you'd save in a fire.

Why it feels that way:

6.1 oz ring-spun cotton. A mall tee runs 4.2 to 5 oz. You feel the difference the second you pick it up.
Dyed after it's sewn. The whole finished shirt goes into the pigment bath, so the color lands a little differently on every piece. Yours is one of one, and it fades into a vintage look the more you wear it.
Broken-in on arrival. Enzyme-washed at the dye house, so it skips the cardboard-new phase and only gets softer with each wash.
A collar that holds the line. Snug ribbed neckline that stays snug. No sad, saggy necklines.
Relaxed, slightly boxy cut. The way band tees fit before slim-fit took over.
Pre-shrunk for real. All those dye-house washes already did the shrinking. Wash cold and the fit you bought is the fit you keep.

Care for the cursed: cold wash, inside out, low dry. The slow fade is not damage, it's the point.

SIZE & FIT

Relaxed, slightly boxy unisex cut, true to size. For a fitted look, size down.

Exact garment measurements live in the size chart next to the size picker, straight from the print partner. Quick sanity check: measure a shirt you already love and compare. Full fit guidance for every garment is on the size guide page.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Every piece is made to order in darkness, typically 2-5 business days of production before it ships. Worldwide shipping, tracking lands in your inbox the moment it leaves the lair.

Arrived damaged, misprinted, or just wrong? Send a photo via the contact page and we'll make it right. Details on the shipping & returns page.

MATERIALS & CARE

Fabric specs for this exact garment live in THE FABRIC section above. Universal rules of the pit: wash cold, inside out. Hang to dry in the moonlight. Never iron the print. Do NOT let the cat sleep on it (you will lose).