Purrgatory - Brutal Kittens T-Shirt

REVIEWS FOR THIS DESIGN

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3 reviews

5 ★

100%

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1 ★

100%

Would worship again

Yves Decargouet

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Wearing

Purrgatory Pillow Cover

★★★★★★★★★★MAR 2019

PURRFECT!

Very high quality pillowcase with beautifully detailed printing. I own several items from Brutal Kittens and have found all to be of equal quality.

Jenny

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Purrgatory Unisex Hoodie

★★★★★★★★★★JAN 2019

Got a lot of compliments!

I work at a vet clinic and got a lot compliments on my hoodie from the clients and other staff! The hoodie is very warm & cozy

Shannon Harmon

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Purrgatory Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★AUG 2018

Super happy

Great quality, fast shipping!! I will definitely order more from this site!

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Carolyn Gandouin

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Personalized HISS Unisex T-Shirt

★★★★★★★★★★APR 2019

Rocco rolling

I'm very happy with the HISS t-shirt purchased for my friend and featuring his wicked Burmese, Rocco. Awesome! T-shirt arrived with alacrity - nicely packaged - I warmly recommend Brutal Kittens!

Angie Reese-Hueser

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Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Awesome shirt!

Excellent quality, not to mention a fun conversation starter My son loved it!!!

Alessia Toddelina

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Cats And Roses Women's T-Shirt

★★★★★★★★★★AUG 2018

Love my new shirt! Good quality and fast delivery.

Maria klimas

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Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

HIZZ

Love this t-shirt!!! Great quality too!

E Edwards

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Meowstodon Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Meowstadon shirt

The shirt fits as expected and is durable. I'd buy from Brutal Kittens again. The shirts are great!

Annalisa Amadori

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Meöwtley Crüe Classic Hoodie

★★★★★★★★★★OCT 2019

Mëowtley crüe hoodie

Good quality war and funny as usual

Ashley

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Cat Throne T-Shirt

★★★★★★★★★★MAY 2019

Would order again!

Awesome quality shirts. Look as they are! Looking forward to my next order!!

Kathie

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Wearing

Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Awesome shirt

One of my new favorite T-shirts for summer, only problem, the collar was too tight, so I cut it off and now it's perfect

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$29.00USD

Purrgatory - Brutal Kittens T-Shirt

AS SEEN ON TV

A horned, bat-winged demon cat rendered in fine engraved linework, eyes serenely closed, a crescent moon on its brow, lightning climbing from the hem. PURRGATORY above, BRUTAL KITTENS below, in ghost-white gothic outline. Judgment has never looked this calm.

5 · 3 cursed reviews

$29.00USD

Style

✦ MADE FOR YOU · SHIPS IN 2-5 DAYS✦ DAMAGED? WE REPLACE IT✦ NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE

THE LORE

Purrgatory is the roster's in-house doom liturgy, and its subject is the landing between worlds — the waiting room where souls are processed and judged. The winged officer on this shirt runs the desk. Its eyes are closed because your case has already been decided; the lightning rising from the floor is just the paperwork going through. Note what doctrine makes plain: no cat has ever waited in Purrgatory. Cats are waved straight past the queue, on the grounds that anyone who has practiced dying nine times is overqualified for judgment. You, however, will be asked about that time you moved the cat off the warm chair, and the horned clerk taking your statement has the incident on file, in triplicate, with witnesses. Purr while you still can.

Parody. Fan-made. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or remotely approved of by any actual band. NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE.

THE FABRIC

We tested t-shirts for years. This one won.

We spent years testing t-shirts, washing them, wearing them into the ground, until we landed on this Comfort Colors blank. We print on this one on purpose. We wanted yours to feel like the band tee you grabbed at a merch stand five years ago: soft as hell, perfectly broken in, the one friends keep telling you looks great on you. The one you'd save in a fire.

Why it feels that way:

6.1 oz ring-spun cotton. A mall tee runs 4.2 to 5 oz. You feel the difference the second you pick it up.
Dyed after it's sewn. The whole finished shirt goes into the pigment bath, so the color lands a little differently on every piece. Yours is one of one, and it fades into a vintage look the more you wear it.
Broken-in on arrival. Enzyme-washed at the dye house, so it skips the cardboard-new phase and only gets softer with each wash.
A collar that holds the line. Snug ribbed neckline that stays snug. No sad, saggy necklines.
Relaxed, slightly boxy cut. The way band tees fit before slim-fit took over.
Pre-shrunk for real. All those dye-house washes already did the shrinking. Wash cold and the fit you bought is the fit you keep.

Care for the cursed: cold wash, inside out, low dry. The slow fade is not damage, it's the point.

SIZE & FIT

Relaxed, slightly boxy unisex cut, true to size. For a fitted look, size down.

Exact garment measurements live in the size chart next to the size picker, straight from the print partner. Quick sanity check: measure a shirt you already love and compare. Full fit guidance for every garment is on the size guide page.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Every piece is made to order in darkness, typically 2-5 business days of production before it ships. Worldwide shipping, tracking lands in your inbox the moment it leaves the lair.

Arrived damaged, misprinted, or just wrong? Send a photo via the contact page and we'll make it right. Details on the shipping & returns page.

MATERIALS & CARE

Fabric specs for this exact garment live in THE FABRIC section above. Universal rules of the pit: wash cold, inside out. Hang to dry in the moonlight. Never iron the print. Do NOT let the cat sleep on it (you will lose).