One mark, no words: the eight-pointed red asterisk of funk-rock legend, its center filled with a white cat-head silhouette. If you know, you know. If your cat knows, check your sock drawer.
5 · 1 cursed reviewsThe mark belongs to a band of high-school classmates who played their first show in 1982 under a name so long the flyer nearly ran out of ink, for an audience of about thirty people. What made them notorious wasn't the funk — it was the wardrobe: early shows performed in nothing but socks, worn somewhere socks were never meant to go. Red Hot Kitty Litter honors that legacy from the other side of the transaction. Every household knows the arithmetic — socks enter the laundry in pairs and leave alone, and for decades nobody could say where the missing ones went. Now the books balance. The asterisk means what an asterisk always means: there is a footnote to this story, and the footnote is a cat, and the cat is not sorry.
Parody. Fan-made. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or remotely approved of by any actual band. NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE.
We spent years testing t-shirts, washing them, wearing them into the ground, until we landed on this Comfort Colors blank. We print on this one on purpose. We wanted yours to feel like the band tee you grabbed at a merch stand five years ago: soft as hell, perfectly broken in, the one friends keep telling you looks great on you. The one you'd save in a fire.
Why it feels that way:
Care for the cursed: cold wash, inside out, low dry. The slow fade is not damage, it's the point.
Relaxed, slightly boxy unisex cut, true to size. For a fitted look, size down.
Exact garment measurements live in the size chart next to the size picker, straight from the print partner. Quick sanity check: measure a shirt you already love and compare. Full fit guidance for every garment is on the size guide page.
Every piece is made to order in darkness, typically 2-5 business days of production before it ships. Worldwide shipping, tracking lands in your inbox the moment it leaves the lair.
Arrived damaged, misprinted, or just wrong? Send a photo via the contact page and we'll make it right. Details on the shipping & returns page.
Fabric specs for this exact garment live in THE FABRIC section above. Universal rules of the pit: wash cold, inside out. Hang to dry in the moonlight. Never iron the print. Do NOT let the cat sleep on it (you will lose).
Your sizes are misrepresented. Woman's XXL should fit an average woman loosely , your XXL is similar to a medium in the states. I like my tshirts big, I will order a Men's size if I ever order again from you
The Cat-like hiss vocals finally given a face :-)
It's comfortable and well made. I love the humor and the nod to favorite performers and of course CATS. It fits as expected.
I loved the shirt, bought it for my boyfriend as he wears humorous shirts to work, and it was a huge hit! Would buy again.
whenever I wear it, I always got people asking me or saying that it's so cool, love it!
This is the fucking cutest most metal shirt to exist.
I got tons of laughs and compliments!
I couldn't wait to open the package and see my shirt. I swear I heard angels sing when I held it up. I have the matching Ghost shirt, too, and 2 cats. What could be better than a perfect combination??
I get numerous compliments when I wear this shirt, fits peefectly, and is a nice addition to my cats and metal lifestyle.
