Slayer Kittens T-Shirt

REVIEWS FOR THIS DESIGN

4.5

★★★★★★★★★★

2 reviews

5 ★

50%

4 ★

50%

3 ★

2 ★

1 ★

100%

Would worship again

The Spectre

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Slayer Kittens Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★OCT 2018

KITTENS T-shirt

Excellent quality shirt and great customer service after the sale!

Diane Brunik

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Slayer Kittens Women's T-Shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUL 2018

\m/ \m/

The shirt is super soft material and just good quality all around. Only complaint - sizes run small. I am usually a medium (or small depending on fit) - but the medium was pretty tight around the bust.

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Carly Halik

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Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Love This Shirt!

I love my HISS T-Shirt! The quality of the shirt itself is good, and people comment on it every time I wear it. Mostly saying "that shirt is freaking awesome!"

Britt B.

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Pet 'Em All Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★AUG 2018

Very happy

Purchased as a gift for the hubby. Great quality, fit true to size. Probably going to have to get a hoodie next!

Diane Keeler

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Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

HORRIBLE COMPANY TO DEAL WITH

Will never ever order anything again. Shirt comes from teespring. Horrible company to deal with

Babalos Dimitris

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Cat Throne Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Cool T-shirt

Very nice t-shirt. The quality of the print is awesome and the size (small) fits to a rather patite guy like myself, like a charm. If you are thinking whether to buy it or not, i recommend you buy it without any second thought.

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Original HISS T-Shirt

Love the shirt and get a lot of comments about it when I wear it

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ALL DESIGNS

$29.00USD

Slayer Kittens T-Shirt

AS SEEN ON TV

Four crossed swords form the pentagram, exactly as tradition demands — except every grip is wrapped in a fluffy orange paw and the pommels are red cat-eye orbs. KITTENS slashes across the middle in jagged red, the final S struck as a lightning bolt.

4.5 · 2 cursed reviews

$29.00USD

Style

✦ MADE FOR YOU · SHIPS IN 2-5 DAYS✦ DAMAGED? WE REPLACE IT✦ NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE

THE LORE

The original logo, legend says, was designed by the band's drummer, who asked himself one question: if a murderer carved our name with a knife, what would it look like? He was left-handed, so the whole thing slants — a detail historians call accidental and cats recognize as correct, since nothing a cat has ever carved was straight either. Slayer Kittens kept the sacred geometry, four swords crossed into a pentagram, and added the only upgrade the design ever needed: paws on the grips. Anyone who has trimmed claws understands. A cat is already holding four knives. The swords are ceremonial. The carving, as your sofa can testify, is not.

Parody. Fan-made. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or remotely approved of by any actual band. NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE.

THE FABRIC

We tested t-shirts for years. This one won.

We spent years testing t-shirts, washing them, wearing them into the ground, until we landed on this Comfort Colors blank. We print on this one on purpose. We wanted yours to feel like the band tee you grabbed at a merch stand five years ago: soft as hell, perfectly broken in, the one friends keep telling you looks great on you. The one you'd save in a fire.

Why it feels that way:

6.1 oz ring-spun cotton. A mall tee runs 4.2 to 5 oz. You feel the difference the second you pick it up.
Dyed after it's sewn. The whole finished shirt goes into the pigment bath, so the color lands a little differently on every piece. Yours is one of one, and it fades into a vintage look the more you wear it.
Broken-in on arrival. Enzyme-washed at the dye house, so it skips the cardboard-new phase and only gets softer with each wash.
A collar that holds the line. Snug ribbed neckline that stays snug. No sad, saggy necklines.
Relaxed, slightly boxy cut. The way band tees fit before slim-fit took over.
Pre-shrunk for real. All those dye-house washes already did the shrinking. Wash cold and the fit you bought is the fit you keep.

Care for the cursed: cold wash, inside out, low dry. The slow fade is not damage, it's the point.

SIZE & FIT

Relaxed, slightly boxy unisex cut, true to size. For a fitted look, size down.

Exact garment measurements live in the size chart next to the size picker, straight from the print partner. Quick sanity check: measure a shirt you already love and compare. Full fit guidance for every garment is on the size guide page.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Every piece is made to order in darkness, typically 2-5 business days of production before it ships. Worldwide shipping, tracking lands in your inbox the moment it leaves the lair.

Arrived damaged, misprinted, or just wrong? Send a photo via the contact page and we'll make it right. Details on the shipping & returns page.

MATERIALS & CARE

Fabric specs for this exact garment live in THE FABRIC section above. Universal rules of the pit: wash cold, inside out. Hang to dry in the moonlight. Never iron the print. Do NOT let the cat sleep on it (you will lose).