MegB
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Original HISS Unisex T-shirt★★★★★★★★★★DEC 2019
Love it!
I love this shirt! I get compliments and questions about it every time I wear it. Design is great, colors are vibrant, and the fabric is soft.
Smoke Weed, Pet Cats T-Shirt
AS SEEN ON TV
The great ballroom-poster promise, distilled to four words: SMOKE WEED in melting psychedelic letters, PET CATS below, and in the moon-round frame between them a barefoot witch mid-session, two enormous cats in attendance, bong within paw's reach. A complete philosophy. The letters drip because everything is going fine.
Style
✦ MADE FOR YOU · SHIPS IN 2-5 DAYS✦ DAMAGED? WE REPLACE IT✦ NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE
THE LORE
The old ballroom posters made liquid lettering into a genre — typography so melted you could hear the support act — and every one of them promised transcendence by Saturday. This design finally prints the honest version. The circle is a full moon; the smoke tours the frame at its own pace; the lettering has clearly had some. Her familiars, who approve of very little, have approved this: the big one supervises, the other one guards the bong, and science keeps finding that purr frequencies sit in ranges the literature politely calls therapeutic — data your lap files under occupied. Two verbs, two nouns, no further questions. Side effects include fur on everything and the structural inability to stand up, because someone important is asleep on you.
Parody. Fan-made. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or remotely approved of by any actual band. NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE.
THE FABRIC
We tested t-shirts for years. This one won.
We spent years testing t-shirts, washing them, wearing them into the ground, until we landed on this Comfort Colors blank. We print on this one on purpose. We wanted yours to feel like the band tee you grabbed at a merch stand five years ago: soft as hell, perfectly broken in, the one friends keep telling you looks great on you. The one you'd save in a fire.
Why it feels that way:
- 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton. A mall tee runs 4.2 to 5 oz. You feel the difference the second you pick it up.
- Dyed after it's sewn. The whole finished shirt goes into the pigment bath, so the color lands a little differently on every piece. Yours is one of one, and it fades into a vintage look the more you wear it.
- Broken-in on arrival. Enzyme-washed at the dye house, so it skips the cardboard-new phase and only gets softer with each wash.
- A collar that holds the line. Snug ribbed neckline that stays snug. No sad, saggy necklines.
- Relaxed, slightly boxy cut. The way band tees fit before slim-fit took over.
- Pre-shrunk for real. All those dye-house washes already did the shrinking. Wash cold and the fit you bought is the fit you keep.
Care for the cursed: cold wash, inside out, low dry. The slow fade is not damage, it's the point.
SIZE & FIT
Relaxed, slightly boxy unisex cut, true to size. For a fitted look, size down.
Exact garment measurements live in the size chart next to the size picker, straight from the print partner. Quick sanity check: measure a shirt you already love and compare. Full fit guidance for every garment is on the size guide page.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Every piece is made to order in darkness, typically 2-5 business days of production before it ships. Worldwide shipping, tracking lands in your inbox the moment it leaves the lair.
Arrived damaged, misprinted, or just wrong? Send a photo via the contact page and we'll make it right. Details on the shipping & returns page.
MATERIALS & CARE
Fabric specs for this exact garment live in THE FABRIC section above. Universal rules of the pit: wash cold, inside out. Hang to dry in the moonlight. Never iron the print. Do NOT let the cat sleep on it (you will lose).
WHAT THE LITTER SAYS
Jessica Present
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Meowsfits Unisex Hoodie★★★★★★★★★★DEC 2018
Meowzing
I have had a misfits shirt of one kind or another for 25 yrs. This may be one of my all time favorites. Great quality and helping kittes. Can not go wrong! Love Brutal kittens. Bought this with another sweatshirt, and I am sure I will be back for more.
Harli Colhoun
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Ghost Cat Unisex T-shirt★★★★★★★★★★AUG 2018
5-Star
Love it. As a fan of Ghost, this is a awesome shirt that combines my love for cats and the band Ghost.
Jiska Overvelde
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Original HISS Unisex T-shirt★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018
Awesome!
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Joanna Valente
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Meowsfits Tank Top★★★★★★★★★★SEP 2019
Meowsfits rock
I love this shirt! Comfortable and cute.
Robert Brolin
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Master Of Kittens Unisex T-shirt★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018
Nice
Very Good both in quality and size. Higly recomanded. Love it!!!
Aruna Fawcus
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Cat Division Unisex T-shirt★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018
Best t-shirt I've ever owned.
This is the coolest thing I've ever owned. Great quality, very thick. If only there were more alt 80s band's tees.
Cindy Weber
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Original HISS Unisex T-shirt★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018
HISS kitty shirt
I absolutely LOVE this shirt and so glad I purchased several. I also gave one to my favorite customer service rep at Petsmart and he LOVES it too. He is the biggest KISS fan I have ever met (even more memorabilia than my husband) and obviously is passionate about animals given his workplace. He tells me a new story every time I see him about comments he gets when he wears his shirt. Thank you!!! And keep those creative kitty t-shirt ideas coming!
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