The Schrödinger Escape Plan T-Shirt

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Renee Flinchum

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★★★★★★★★★★DEC 2018

I love it!

It's comfortable and well made. I love the humor and the nod to favorite performers and of course CATS. It fits as expected.

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Love it, thinking about buying a few more, every time I where it I get compliments and am asked where did I buy it.

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$29.00USD

The Schrödinger Escape Plan T-Shirt

AS SEEN ON TV

A halftone cat rises from an open cardboard box, one paw already over the side, the crate stenciled like a shipment from the physics department: THE SCHRÖDINGER ESC PLAN. Printed on graph paper, naturally. The experiment is over. The result let itself out.

5 · 1 cursed reviews

$29.00USD

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✦ MADE FOR YOU · SHIPS IN 2-5 DAYS✦ DAMAGED? WE REPLACE IT✦ NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE

THE LORE

In 1935 a physicist sealed a hypothetical cat in a hypothetical box and declared it alive and dead at once until somebody looked. He meant it as a complaint about quantum mechanics; every cat since has taken it as a dare. Decades later, a band named for a bank robber famous for walking out of any jail built a whole genre out of time signatures no drummer could be held by. This crate is where the two stories meet. The stencil says ESC because the key was named after the maneuver. Every cat owner has replicated the experiment, and the result is stable across all trials: however thoroughly you sealed the box, the cat is now outside it, observing you, and the wave function of your afternoon has collapsed.

Parody. Fan-made. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or remotely approved of by any actual band. NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE.

THE FABRIC

We tested t-shirts for years. This one won.

We spent years testing t-shirts, washing them, wearing them into the ground, until we landed on this Comfort Colors blank. We print on this one on purpose. We wanted yours to feel like the band tee you grabbed at a merch stand five years ago: soft as hell, perfectly broken in, the one friends keep telling you looks great on you. The one you'd save in a fire.

Why it feels that way:

6.1 oz ring-spun cotton. A mall tee runs 4.2 to 5 oz. You feel the difference the second you pick it up.
Dyed after it's sewn. The whole finished shirt goes into the pigment bath, so the color lands a little differently on every piece. Yours is one of one, and it fades into a vintage look the more you wear it.
Broken-in on arrival. Enzyme-washed at the dye house, so it skips the cardboard-new phase and only gets softer with each wash.
A collar that holds the line. Snug ribbed neckline that stays snug. No sad, saggy necklines.
Relaxed, slightly boxy cut. The way band tees fit before slim-fit took over.
Pre-shrunk for real. All those dye-house washes already did the shrinking. Wash cold and the fit you bought is the fit you keep.

Care for the cursed: cold wash, inside out, low dry. The slow fade is not damage, it's the point.

SIZE & FIT

Relaxed, slightly boxy unisex cut, true to size. For a fitted look, size down.

Exact garment measurements live in the size chart next to the size picker, straight from the print partner. Quick sanity check: measure a shirt you already love and compare. Full fit guidance for every garment is on the size guide page.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Every piece is made to order in darkness, typically 2-5 business days of production before it ships. Worldwide shipping, tracking lands in your inbox the moment it leaves the lair.

Arrived damaged, misprinted, or just wrong? Send a photo via the contact page and we'll make it right. Details on the shipping & returns page.

MATERIALS & CARE

Fabric specs for this exact garment live in THE FABRIC section above. Universal rules of the pit: wash cold, inside out. Hang to dry in the moonlight. Never iron the print. Do NOT let the cat sleep on it (you will lose).