Vampire Sphynx Cat T-Shirt

WHAT THE LITTER SAYS

Renee Flinchum

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Master Of Kittens Unisex Hoodie

★★★★★★★★★★OCT 2018

My favorite hoodie

I wore it for the first time today. It was warm and fits true to size. It's well made and I love the picture.

Laura Black

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Fuzzy Osbourne Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★DEC 2018

Fuzzy shirt

Nice pic. I would like to see an Elvis kitty shirt

Arron Clark

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Cat Throne Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Loving It

The Cat-like hiss vocals finally given a face :-)

Allana Maiden

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Meöwtorhead Women's T-Shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JAN 2019

Awesome shirt to wear to work

I work at an animal shelter and love all the shirts on this site. I bought the Meowtorhead shirt because the graphic looked so amazing and I was not disappointed. I cut the neck out to make it bigger (personal preference) and it is perfect. I have gotten so many compliments on this shirt from coworkers and everyone has asked where I got it. So you should be getting a lot of new orders now :D

Kris Tuteleers

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Master Of Kittens Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Awesome

Good quality, nice print.

Cindy Weber

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Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

HISS kitty shirt

I absolutely LOVE this shirt and so glad I purchased several. I also gave one to my favorite customer service rep at Petsmart and he LOVES it too. He is the biggest KISS fan I have ever met (even more memorabilia than my husband) and obviously is passionate about animals given his workplace. He tells me a new story every time I see him about comments he gets when he wears his shirt. Thank you!!! And keep those creative kitty t-shirt ideas coming!

Judy N

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Wearing

Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUL 2018

Fun Shirts

This is the 3rd shirt I have purchased. These shirts do grab peoples attention. I love the designs however I wish the shirts all had no tags. For the price of these shirts I feel they should be tag free and maybe softer material.

Justin Spanier

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Wearing

HISS Cat Simmons T-Shirt

★★★★★★★★★★DEC 2019

Hiss

This shirt is rad af, and fits purrfectly.

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ALL DESIGNS

$29.00USD

Vampire Sphynx Cat T-Shirt

AS SEEN ON TV

A stone-etched sphynx stares out with blank undead eyes — bat ears, a single horn rising from the forehead, fangs out and, fatally for the menace, a tiny tongue blep — set against a cracked inverted cross and a crescent moon. Centuries old. Still not wearing a coat.

$29.00USD

Style

✦ MADE FOR YOU · SHIPS IN 2-5 DAYS✦ DAMAGED? WE REPLACE IT✦ NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE

THE LORE

The elder of the Brutal Kittens house is a sphynx of no recorded birth. The engraving on this shirt is the only likeness it permits: horn, fangs, blank eyes that have watched empires and food bowls rise and fall alike. Everything about it says vampire — hairless as a bat, allergic to daylight, asleep in a wardrobe until dusk, ice-cold entrances and a taste for necks, mostly to sleep on. The blep is the one crack in the myth. Scholars insist a true creature of the night would retract its tongue; the elder insists scholars have never been comfortable in their lives. It does not drink blood. It drinks warmth — yours, specifically, the moment you sit down. You will not be asked. You were never going to be asked.

Parody. Fan-made. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or remotely approved of by any actual band. NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE.

THE FABRIC

We tested t-shirts for years. This one won.

We spent years testing t-shirts, washing them, wearing them into the ground, until we landed on this Comfort Colors blank. We print on this one on purpose. We wanted yours to feel like the band tee you grabbed at a merch stand five years ago: soft as hell, perfectly broken in, the one friends keep telling you looks great on you. The one you'd save in a fire.

Why it feels that way:

6.1 oz ring-spun cotton. A mall tee runs 4.2 to 5 oz. You feel the difference the second you pick it up.
Dyed after it's sewn. The whole finished shirt goes into the pigment bath, so the color lands a little differently on every piece. Yours is one of one, and it fades into a vintage look the more you wear it.
Broken-in on arrival. Enzyme-washed at the dye house, so it skips the cardboard-new phase and only gets softer with each wash.
A collar that holds the line. Snug ribbed neckline that stays snug. No sad, saggy necklines.
Relaxed, slightly boxy cut. The way band tees fit before slim-fit took over.
Pre-shrunk for real. All those dye-house washes already did the shrinking. Wash cold and the fit you bought is the fit you keep.

Care for the cursed: cold wash, inside out, low dry. The slow fade is not damage, it's the point.

SIZE & FIT

Relaxed, slightly boxy unisex cut, true to size. For a fitted look, size down.

Exact garment measurements live in the size chart next to the size picker, straight from the print partner. Quick sanity check: measure a shirt you already love and compare. Full fit guidance for every garment is on the size guide page.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Every piece is made to order in darkness, typically 2-5 business days of production before it ships. Worldwide shipping, tracking lands in your inbox the moment it leaves the lair.

Arrived damaged, misprinted, or just wrong? Send a photo via the contact page and we'll make it right. Details on the shipping & returns page.

MATERIALS & CARE

Fabric specs for this exact garment live in THE FABRIC section above. Universal rules of the pit: wash cold, inside out. Hang to dry in the moonlight. Never iron the print. Do NOT let the cat sleep on it (you will lose).