In 1984 heavy metal went full Ancient Egypt: an album narrated by a pharaoh outraged that death applied to him — a god to his people, dying like anyone else — and a world tour so enormous the stage was rebuilt as the album cover, pedestals stories high, a giant mummy looming over the encore. Pawerslave corrects the one flaw in that story. In Egypt, the cats actually were gods: mummified with honors, mourned with shaved eyebrows, worshipped without a trace of irony. No cat ever signed the demotion papers. So ours comes back — wrapped, chained in gold, eyes like blue fuses — not to conquer, only to ask the one question every servant of a cat already dreads: who touched the sarcophagus.
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