Iron Meowden - Troopurr T-Shirt

WHAT THE LITTER SAYS

Anthony Volpe

✓ VERIFIED MEOWER

Wearing

Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★AUG 2018

Love at first hiss

I knew I had to have this as soon as I saw it. Love it.

Bill Hines

✓ VERIFIED MEOWER

Wearing

Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Awesome!!

This tee is awesome. It is quality materrial and I love the look on people's faces when they realize the band is cats. Fun stuff.

Christopher Romano

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Wearing

Meowstodon Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Great Shirt!

I originally owned this shirt but lost it. I was so angry about the whole thing that I needed to have it again. Glad they are still making them!!!

Lynda Willis

✓ VERIFIED MEOWER

Wearing

Original HISS Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

My Favorite Shirt

The shirt is great quality. I've has it months and it's still in shape and the appliqué is bright. Every time I wear it, I get smiles and compliments.

Bret

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Wearing

Meöwtorhead Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★MAR 2019

Awesome!

I love this shirt, it fits great, and it's hilarious.

Kevin Scarborough

✓ VERIFIED MEOWER

Wearing

Fuzzy Osbourne Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Awesome shirts!

I absolutely love this shirt! The material feels great. The graphics are awesome. Actually does look like the Bark at the Moon album cover. I also have Iron Maiden The Troopurr, Metallica Master of Kittens, and HISS. My next shirt is going to be Metallica Pet 'Em All. These shirts get noticed everytime I wear them. I recommend to everyone.

Evan Lowenthal

✓ VERIFIED MEOWER

Wearing

Fuzzy Osbourne Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Great graphics and quality

Apawsome combination of great graphics and high quality cotton. Highly recommended.

Michael Weaver

✓ VERIFIED MEOWER

Wearing

Meowstodon Unisex T-shirt

★★★★★★★★★★JUN 2018

Great product

Love the design. Shirt quality is good. Sizes are not spot on. Bought an XL runs a little short length wise. Not sure how big a 2XL is but may want to order a bit bigger next time. Like i said great overall.

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NWOBHM ALL DESIGNS

$29.00USD

Iron Meowden - Troopurr T-Shirt

AS SEEN ON TV

The Troopurr charges: a cat in full redcoat uniform storms the battlefield, tattered Union Jack in one paw, sabre in the other, eyes like two warning lights. Smoke, fire, cannon wreckage — and one soldier who has never once obeyed an order to retreat.

$29.00USD

Style

✦ MADE FOR YOU · SHIPS IN 2-5 DAYS✦ DAMAGED? WE REPLACE IT✦ NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE

THE LORE

In 1854, six hundred cavalrymen rode into the wrong valley because nobody wanted to question orders — a disaster so magnificent Tennyson wrote it into immortality. Heavy metal turned that charge into an anthem; Iron Meowden turned the anthem into a cat, which history suggests is the only soldier who would have made it back: cats do not follow orders, do not ride into valleys, and do not retreat — mostly because retreat was never on the table. The Troopurr keeps the redcoat, the flag, and the sabre. The chain of command he keeps ignoring.

Parody. Fan-made. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or remotely approved of by any actual band. NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE.

THE FABRIC

We tested t-shirts for years. This one won.

We spent years testing t-shirts, washing them, wearing them into the ground, until we landed on this Comfort Colors blank. We print on this one on purpose. We wanted yours to feel like the band tee you grabbed at a merch stand five years ago: soft as hell, perfectly broken in, the one friends keep telling you looks great on you. The one you'd save in a fire.

Why it feels that way:

6.1 oz ring-spun cotton. A mall tee runs 4.2 to 5 oz. You feel the difference the second you pick it up.
Dyed after it's sewn. The whole finished shirt goes into the pigment bath, so the color lands a little differently on every piece. Yours is one of one, and it fades into a vintage look the more you wear it.
Broken-in on arrival. Enzyme-washed at the dye house, so it skips the cardboard-new phase and only gets softer with each wash.
A collar that holds the line. Snug ribbed neckline that stays snug. No sad, saggy necklines.
Relaxed, slightly boxy cut. The way band tees fit before slim-fit took over.
Pre-shrunk for real. All those dye-house washes already did the shrinking. Wash cold and the fit you bought is the fit you keep.

Care for the cursed: cold wash, inside out, low dry. The slow fade is not damage, it's the point.

SIZE & FIT

Relaxed, slightly boxy unisex cut, true to size. For a fitted look, size down.

Exact garment measurements live in the size chart next to the size picker, straight from the print partner. Quick sanity check: measure a shirt you already love and compare. Full fit guidance for every garment is on the size guide page.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Every piece is made to order in darkness, typically 2-5 business days of production before it ships. Worldwide shipping, tracking lands in your inbox the moment it leaves the lair.

Arrived damaged, misprinted, or just wrong? Send a photo via the contact page and we'll make it right. Details on the shipping & returns page.

MATERIALS & CARE

Fabric specs for this exact garment live in THE FABRIC section above. Universal rules of the pit: wash cold, inside out. Hang to dry in the moonlight. Never iron the print. Do NOT let the cat sleep on it (you will lose).