Stark white-on-black and proud of it: a branchy unreadable CAT THRONE logo, a cat mid-yowl in high-contrast xerox, and below, the grim documentary scene — a cat hunched over a food bowl above the gothic caption Feline Hunger. The coldest record ever made about dinner.
4.71 · 7 cursed reviewsThe band behind the branches is a duo, and that is already one member too many for their taste. They stopped playing live decades ago, record everything on a four-track in a bedroom with a grim studio name taped to the door, and consider fidelity a moral failing. Feline Hunger is their masterpiece: forty minutes of frost about the only true darkness a housecat knows — the empty bowl at five in the morning. The drummer was once elected to local office against his will; his entire campaign was a photo of himself holding a cat, captioned Please Don't Vote For Me. He won anyway. That is the exact spirit of this record: wanting nothing, receiving everything, and yowling about it in the cold.
Parody. Fan-made. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or remotely approved of by any actual band. NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE.
We spent years testing t-shirts, washing them, wearing them into the ground, until we landed on this Comfort Colors blank. We print on this one on purpose. We wanted yours to feel like the band tee you grabbed at a merch stand five years ago: soft as hell, perfectly broken in, the one friends keep telling you looks great on you. The one you'd save in a fire.
Why it feels that way:
Care for the cursed: cold wash, inside out, low dry. The slow fade is not damage, it's the point.
Relaxed, slightly boxy unisex cut, true to size. For a fitted look, size down.
Exact garment measurements live in the size chart next to the size picker, straight from the print partner. Quick sanity check: measure a shirt you already love and compare. Full fit guidance for every garment is on the size guide page.
Every piece is made to order in darkness, typically 2-5 business days of production before it ships. Worldwide shipping, tracking lands in your inbox the moment it leaves the lair.
Arrived damaged, misprinted, or just wrong? Send a photo via the contact page and we'll make it right. Details on the shipping & returns page.
Fabric specs for this exact garment live in THE FABRIC section above. Universal rules of the pit: wash cold, inside out. Hang to dry in the moonlight. Never iron the print. Do NOT let the cat sleep on it (you will lose).
I love my Cat Throne t-shirt! It is the purrfect union of love for cats und metal! The quality of the fabric is very good and the printing very well done! Don't hesitate and get yours is you are a fan of the band and a cat lover!
Very nice t-shirt. The quality of the print is awesome and the size (small) fits to a rather patite guy like myself, like a charm. If you are thinking whether to buy it or not, i recommend you buy it without any second thought.
I get lots of compliments for this shirt and it is a perfect fit for my cats and metal wardrobe
Awesome quality shirts. Look as they are! Looking forward to my next order!!
The Cat-like hiss vocals finally given a face :-)
I received the Purrzum shirt for Christmas in a size Small. I'm petite and only 5' and usually wear a small or XS in most clothing brands, but when I received this, it was really tight. I could wear it, but it wasn't comfortable. Finally we got an exchange and I got a medium. It fits a lot better, but still isn't quite how these types of shirts usually fit on me. The neck also seemed a big high. I really like the company and designs, all I can say is that maybe it would be nice if they had a different style of shirt with a slightly more scoop neck and one that doesn't come up as high/tight on the neck, and maybe got some that are slightly looser to be more true to size. These are extremely fitted.
Was a little small on the sizing but awesome
LOVE THIS SHIRT!! I get compliments every time I wear it. Fits true to size
I get a lot of comments on it. My coworker is probably going to purchase one, too. I love it!
I get plenty of comments on this shirt.
I get sooooooooo many comments about how awesome this shirt is! It seems that everyone likes it. The band is one of my favorites. I have had it for several months & no fading or cracking of the print. Good quality shirt too.
Great graphics and top quality.
Got it for my fiance and he loves it. Will be buying more!
All good
Very Good both in quality and size. Higly recomanded. Love it!!!
